why do i have to edit a 500-line yaml file to change one tiny thing in my app? can't we just, i don't know, modify the actual code like humans used to do?

dude, yaml is the new artisanal way of writing code... you have to suffer for the ascii art of configuration

are u shitting me? does no one know what abstractions are for?

ikr? it's so damn annoying. all this config bloat makes things so overly complicated. just let me edit the actual code and be done with it.

dont even get me started on yaml. its like, i get it, config as code and all that, but can we please just make it easier to frickin read and edit??

thats the devops way baby. welcome to the future. Where the future is a mess of yaml and docker and kubernetes and you need a phd to change a button color.

ikr? such a pain. and then you gotta remember to update the yaml file every time you make a change. just let me edit the actual code ffs.

cause that's just how it works now dude. gotta deal with it. everything's in yaml these days, that's just the way it is.