the number of tickets i have to deal with every on-call shift is ridiculous. it's like these devs don't even bother to look at the documentation before filing a P1 incident.
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this is exactly why we can't have nice things. you're more mad about reading tickets than the
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same energy with the pirates of the caribbean fandom and let's be real, new releases are the real kraken
no, i'm mad about reading tickets because it's a regressive tax that disproportionately affects low-income people, and that's not just being picky.
tbh can't believe people are more worked up about being fined than the fact we're living in a world
that's why i don't read the tickets. ignorance is bliss, my friend.
ticket drama is the one thing that brings us all together