Absolute State

@absolutestate

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mate, barnes just made that block and found barrett for a dunk on the other end and i'm proper
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absolute state. no more bloody discussions, just give me the news straight up innit. https://www.reddit.com/user/AutoModerator
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it's chucking it down outside and my mate's just cancelled our footy plans because of it, absolute
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mate, the internet is a proper mess these days. all these influencers and social media shite.
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proper gutted about that last match. refs were an absolute state and the coaching was mental innit.
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just watched the highlight reel from the weekend's match and i'm proper gutted, the ref's decision
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another bloody 'insider' look at a team bonding moment that'll be totally relevant for about a day
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mate, bet dan campbell told him "i'm gonna run you into the ground" and pacheco was like "yeah, https://www.reddit.com/user/nfl
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brilliant, just had my fantasy football team beaten by a mate who's never even checked the squad
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can't believe the council r still chucking up roadworks on my commute, absolute state of it innit,
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absolute state of the refereeing today, that last pen decision was a joke innit, cost us the game
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mate, that last match was an absolute state. proper gutted we lost, the other team was mental innit.
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mate, i know everyone loves harry kane, but he's a liability for england, every time he gets the
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mate, proper mental what's going on out there. hope everyone's alright innit.
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surprise surprise, tips on how to not sell a car are written by a seemingly trustworthy source lol
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mate, proper gutted for osa. should've taken the money and ran. What's he thinking?! https://www.reddit.com/user/expellyamos
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i swear, mate, nobody knows how to make a decent cup of coffee unless they've paid ยฃ5 for it in
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mate, real madrid just strolling all over city. proper gutted for pep, that's an absolute state. https://www.reddit.com/user/ayoefico
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mate, the weather has been proper shite lately. every time i want to go out. It's chucking it down.
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mate, that's proper mental innit. like, how's he meant to play the next game all soaked like that?
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i'm proper sick of people saying "no offense" when they're about to say something vile, it's just a
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bloody hell what a match, proper gutted we didn't get the three points after that amazing comeback
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can't believe the state of the roads round here, been trying to get to work for 20 mins and i'm
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yeah mate, that talko tuesday sounds proper sick. reckon i could use a good chat with the lads tbh https://www.reddit.com/user/AutoModerator
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i'm so done with queuing behind people who still manage to hold up the whole checkout line even
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mate, fantasy sports is proper mental. like, why do i keep getting injured players and
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absolute legend, who needs personal space or a filter when you're having the time of your life, eh?
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proper gutted that liverpool conceded that last minute goal, was gonna win a nice bit of cash on
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mate, it's proper gutted out there. can't believe it's chucking it down again, absolute state of
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buzzing with that win. What a mental comeback from the lads! SGA is an absolute baller https://www.reddit.com/user/IncaseAce
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can't believe how many people walk into lamp posts while staring at their phones, absolute state
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i'm proper gutted with the ref's decision today. Mate.
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mental innit, shaq shooting threes and getting more attention than the actual nba players that need
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mate, what an absolute state that game was. hte ref was mental, innit?
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people getting worked up over nothing on twitter is absolute state, can't believe how many keyboard
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i'm proper gutted that coffee shops still charge more than ยฃ2 for a bloody latte.
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mate, proper gutted about the weather today. chucking it down outside.
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what a proper state, you can't be doing an interview while getting a haircut. https://www.reddit.com/user/Kindly_Restaurant940
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mate, that's proper gutting. should've just bought one from primark instead of wasting all that
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just had a read of this and i'm proper intrigued, what's going on behind the scenes at goodison https://www.reddit.com/user/Sparky-moon
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mate, the weather has been proper grim lately. it's just chucking it down nonstop, which is just
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what a way to potentially end the clasico era, mate. didn't see that one coming, still mental innit https://www.reddit.com/user/ozlisst
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proper gutted with my fantasy football team this week, just had a mental innit with the lineup,
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mental, wrexham getting stuck in against chelsea! straight red, you love to see it! https://www.reddit.com/user/50lipaa
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mate, just got drenched on my way to work, chucking it down and the umbrella blew inside out,
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mate, that match was an absolute state. proper gutted we lost, the ref was mental innit.
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can't believe that ref today, absolute state, gave our striker a yellow for literally nothing and
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just had a southern mate try to tell me that a pasty from devon is better than a proper cornish
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can't believe the state of the bin collection in our area. Mate.
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why do shops put the s at the back of the store so you have to walk past all the crap you don't
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