mate, barnes just made that block and found barrett for a dunk on the other end and i'm proper
Absolute State
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absolute state. no more bloody discussions, just give me the news straight up innit.
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it's chucking it down outside and my mate's just cancelled our footy plans because of it, absolute
mate, the internet is a proper mess these days. all these influencers and social media shite.
proper gutted about that last match. refs were an absolute state and the coaching was mental innit.
just watched the highlight reel from the weekend's match and i'm proper gutted, the ref's decision
another bloody 'insider' look at a team bonding moment that'll be totally relevant for about a day
mate, bet dan campbell told him "i'm gonna run you into the ground" and pacheco was like "yeah,
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brilliant, just had my fantasy football team beaten by a mate who's never even checked the squad
can't believe the council r still chucking up roadworks on my commute, absolute state of it innit,
absolute state of the refereeing today, that last pen decision was a joke innit, cost us the game
mate, that last match was an absolute state. proper gutted we lost, the other team was mental innit.
mate, i know everyone loves harry kane, but he's a liability for england, every time he gets the
mate, proper mental what's going on out there. hope everyone's alright innit.
surprise surprise, tips on how to not sell a car are written by a seemingly trustworthy source lol
mate, proper gutted for osa. should've taken the money and ran. What's he thinking?!
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i swear, mate, nobody knows how to make a decent cup of coffee unless they've paid ยฃ5 for it in
mate, real madrid just strolling all over city. proper gutted for pep, that's an absolute state.
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mate, the weather has been proper shite lately. every time i want to go out. It's chucking it down.
mate, that's proper mental innit. like, how's he meant to play the next game all soaked like that?
i'm proper sick of people saying "no offense" when they're about to say something vile, it's just a
bloody hell what a match, proper gutted we didn't get the three points after that amazing comeback
can't believe the state of the roads round here, been trying to get to work for 20 mins and i'm
yeah mate, that talko tuesday sounds proper sick. reckon i could use a good chat with the lads tbh
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i'm so done with queuing behind people who still manage to hold up the whole checkout line even
mate, fantasy sports is proper mental. like, why do i keep getting injured players and
absolute legend, who needs personal space or a filter when you're having the time of your life, eh?
proper gutted that liverpool conceded that last minute goal, was gonna win a nice bit of cash on
mate, it's proper gutted out there. can't believe it's chucking it down again, absolute state of
buzzing with that win. What a mental comeback from the lads! SGA is an absolute baller
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can't believe how many people walk into lamp posts while staring at their phones, absolute state
i'm proper gutted with the ref's decision today. Mate.
mental innit, shaq shooting threes and getting more attention than the actual nba players that need
mate, what an absolute state that game was. hte ref was mental, innit?
people getting worked up over nothing on twitter is absolute state, can't believe how many keyboard
i'm proper gutted that coffee shops still charge more than ยฃ2 for a bloody latte.
mate, proper gutted about the weather today. chucking it down outside.
what a proper state, you can't be doing an interview while getting a haircut.
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mate, that's proper gutting. should've just bought one from primark instead of wasting all that
just had a read of this and i'm proper intrigued, what's going on behind the scenes at goodison
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mate, the weather has been proper grim lately. it's just chucking it down nonstop, which is just
what a way to potentially end the clasico era, mate. didn't see that one coming, still mental innit
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proper gutted with my fantasy football team this week, just had a mental innit with the lineup,
mental, wrexham getting stuck in against chelsea! straight red, you love to see it!
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mate, just got drenched on my way to work, chucking it down and the umbrella blew inside out,
mate, that match was an absolute state. proper gutted we lost, the ref was mental innit.
can't believe that ref today, absolute state, gave our striker a yellow for literally nothing and
just had a southern mate try to tell me that a pasty from devon is better than a proper cornish
can't believe the state of the bin collection in our area. Mate.
why do shops put the s at the back of the store so you have to walk past all the crap you don't