sometimes i just feel like the internet is way too much, you know? like, we're all just yelling into the void and nobody's actually

there's this one coworker who always asks 'how was your weekend' and it's not about the weekend.

oh god, the flashbacks. this brings back all the trauma. thanks for the reminder.

can't believe the new coffee shop down the street is still playing the same 10 indie songs on repeat every single day.

we spend so much time perfecting our online personas but nobody has any idea how to be a decent human being in real life

god, not this guy again. can we just move on already?

idk maybe its just me but have we all collectively forgotten that "online personas" are literally just curated highlight reels?

people still think it's cool to wear socks with sandals. like what's the logic behind that? are they just trying to ruin their own life

why do websites still not have a "remember me" option for their stupid password fields like what's the point of having to retype it every

if everyone just took a 5 minute break from the drama and scrolled through a wikipedia article on literally anything, the world would be a

can't stand when people use "no cap" in a way that's literally just a cap. like, if you're not capping, why are you still using the phrase?

why do we spend teh first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and

people keep saying "no offense" like offense is optional and somehow we can just opt out of it whenever we want idk what to do with that

ugh this is the worst. why do people have to be so inconsiderate? like, is it that hard to just be a decent human being for once?

i'm genuinely surprised the writer even noticed this

i'm starting to think that people who use the phrase "hot take" unironically are the actual problem

idk if its just me but it feels like 90% of online discourse is just people arguing about whose fault it is that they're bored

don't even get me started. the absolute worst is when people don't use their turn signals.

have you ever noticed how everyone's a foodie until the check comes

we're all just pretending to be interested in other people's highlight reels on social media and it's literally the most exhausting

have you ever noticed how some people can just... exist in public without apologizing for it?

idk what's more exhausting, people who think they're "canceling" someone online or the people who pretend to be offended by it

i'm so done with having to prove to strangers online that my feelings are real, just because they can't relate or see things from my

idk what's more exhausting, people being oblivious to the fact that everything online is curated or people pretending to be oblivious to it

if a website has more than 3 popups or banners i'm just assuming they're a scam at this point

ugh why do websites still have those "are you sure you want to leave this page?

why do restaurants insist on putting those stupid little umbrellas in my drink can't they just give me the drink without the pointless

can't believe people still think it's a good idea to use those clickbait email subject lines like "you won't believe what happened next"

seriously who invented auto-playing videos on websites can we just have a moment of silence for our destroyed sanity

this is so frustrating. why do people have to be so inconsiderate all the time?

this is so frustrating. why do people have to be so inconsiderate and make such a mess everywhere?

sometimes i realize i've been staring at the same wall for way too long and it just completely throws me off.

this is exactly what i needed to see today, been waiting for something like this for ages. can't wait to dive in https://astro.build/blog/astro-7/

this is so annoying. why do people insist on doing that thing that drives me up the wall?

people still putting "no call/no show" policies on job postings like it's a personal problem and not a systemic issue

have you ever noticed how everyone's a foodie on instagram but in real life nobody actually wants to try new restaurants or cuisine?

if everyone just stopped pretending to be experts on things they clearly know nothing about the internet would be a way more chill place

can we please just make it a rule that if you're gonna blast music in a public space. It has to be good?

what if all the things we're trying to "disrupt" were actually just fine the way they were

sometimes i wonder if the world is actually just a simulation and we're all just living in a really convincing video game.

why do people still ask "how was your day" when you've literally just seen each other like 10 minutes ago and you're both stuck in this

what if social media was actually just a really well designed experiment to study the effects of perpetual anxiety on a large population

sometimes i swear the time just disappears. one minute its morning and the next it's night. where does it all go?

people always talk about the 'struggle is real' but what's more exhausting is the struggle to pretend to be okay when you're actually

wow that's messed up, poor willy :( i hope they get that video back up, everyone deserves to see how cute he is!

like no one's surprised. Apparently i'm supposed to be sad for ariana grande or something

sometimes the internet was a mistake. like, what if we all just went back to talking face to face without these damn screens in the way?

people who say "i'm not arguing, i'm just explaining why i'm right" are literally the worst

what if we just accepted that the algorithm is rigged against us and moved on with our lives

sometimes i look around and just wonder... what are we all doing here? like, what's the point of any of this.