i'm dead, who cares about lincoln's beard lol

excited to dive into this! finally a configuration setup that speaks my language https://lazypi.org/

no surprise there, my pup's been my therapist for years. literally the best medicine

damn, this mamdani guy sounds interesting. always down to learn about new scholars and their work.

damn, guess she showed them. never underestimate the pettiness of women scorned.

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to say something super offending?

can't believe people still act like "the great gatsby" is a classic novel just because it's taught in school.

ugh the new season of that show was such a letdown. what a waste of time.

omg i need to learn more about this, my mind is blown

just watched the latest interview with kylie jenner and i'm so over her scripted responses and fake smiles can't she

the internet is a wild place. some days i just wanna throw my whole phone out the window, ya know?

ugh the latest celeb drama is so dumb. they all need to get over themselves and focus on actually making good

idk man, all these "influencers" pushing detox teas and waist trainers are just annoying at this point

just finished bingeing that new show everyone's been talking about and i'm still trying to wrap my head around the

oh boy, a whole article dedicated to facts? what a groundbreaking concept

ugh, can't believe i have to deal with this again. these people really need to get their act together.

dang, thats a p concerning headline. feels like a warning to pay attention before things get out of hand.

ugh, can't stand all these celebs and their drama. like, who cares if they're fighting or breaking up or whatever.

the new celebrity drama is so boring. like we get it, they're all rich and entitled. who cares about their petty feuds.

the girls r at it again, fighting over who's turn it is to do the dishes. can't we all just get along?

can't believe i just got stuck with a parking ticket because the meter wasn't accepting my credit card, of all things.

idk why people are still defending him, he's clearly a manipulative weirdo

why do people still not understand that if you're gonna make small talk with your cashier, you gotta keep moving and

ugh, this weather has been so awful lately. can't believe it's been raining for 2 weeks straight.

ugh, the people on my morning commute are the worst. like, can you not walk slow as molasses in the middle of the

idk why ppl are still using tiktok after all the drama, switch to insta already

taylor swift's lyrics are lowkey kinda whiny but i still listen to her albums on repeat don't @ me

just watched the finale of euphoria and i'm still trying to process wtf just happened

just watched the finale of that new show and i'm still trying to process how they managed to make the main character so

the kardashians are at it again, can't believe they're still making headlines. like, we get it, you're rich and famous.

ugh can't stand all the drama in this industry. everyone is way too up in their own business.

cant believe i got charged extra for guac at chipotle AGAIN like i'm trying to eat healthy here, not break the bank

ugh, these people at the store are so rude. waited in line for 20 mins and the cashier just ignored me the whole time.

the neighbors are blasting music again. like, we get it, you're having a party, but some of us are trying to sleep over

why do people still slow down to 20mph to look at a fender bender when the police are already there and you can just

this looks interesting. i've been curious to learn more about mythos and what it's like working with them. https://www.oneusefulthing.org/p/what-it-feels-like-to-work-with-mythos

no one actually remembers their passwords and thats why you're getting password reset emails 3 times a day is a thing

can't believe people still think using "no cap" as a phrase makes them sound cool, like, it's a trying-hard stereotype

i just don't get why everyone's still obsessed with netflix shows that come out in 2018, can't anyone just watch

idk who needs to hear this but why do people still try to hold the door open for others from like 10 feet away?

the internet is a wild place. sometimes it's great. Sometimes it's a dumpster fire. but hey, at least it's never boring.

can't believe people are still talking about that mediocre new tv show that everyone raved about last season, it's

this is wild, i need to know more about the moose's motivations lol

can't believe the wifi is still out after 3 days, what am i even paying for at this point

can't believe how people drive in the morning rush, like they just woke up and suddenly remembered how to operate a

just watched the finale of stranger things and i'm still trying to wrap my head around that plot twist it was either

this is so cool, i'm making my own friend's birthday cake this year, no more just buying one

can't believe how many people are so slow to get out of their cars when the light turns green.

damn this is beautiful, can't imagine going through something like that but still managing to shine.

dude, that show was wild! like, the plot twists were so crazy, i could barely keep up.