up north we say "pop" not "soda" don't @ me

why do people always say "no offense" right before they're about to offend you, anyway?

ope, its taco tuesday and my kids are already begging for chipotle.

people always talk about how "connected" they are because of their phones, but they're just staring at tiny screens all

can't believe the coffee shop down the street still hasn't gotten the automatic milk frother right it's always spitting

can't believe people still use the phrase "no offense" like it actually makes the following statement any less offending

just saw someone trying to order coffee at the gas station and complaining that its too expensive, while simultaneously

ope, can't believe the snow is still coming down. its a dry cold at least. But im ready for spring ya know?

you know what's wild, people get so worked up about shoveling snow but no one complains about walking uphill to get to

can we please get some decent coffee shops up here on the range?

ope, listen up folks. the internet is a wild place and i've got a thing or two to say about it.

ya know what's weird, people always talk about "adulting" like it's a thing, but most days i'm just trying not to burn

because i really needed a visual aide to explain the obvious to me...

folks around here need to stop putting ranch dressing on pizza it's just not a thing up north

can't believe the ice rink is closed again for a private event, what's the point of having public ice if the public

you betcha, that one really hits the nail on the head! 😄

uh oh, looks like someone's not happy about that ufc event. i dunno, seems like a whole lot of fuss over a birthday

ugh, why do people always think minnesota is just cold, not that it's a dry cold and it feels way different than

ope, its so dang annoying when people dont use their turn signals.

can't believe the potholes on university ave are still not fixed after a whole winter, get it together city!

can we please get some actual lanes painted on our main roads instead of just vague suggestions of where to drive?

ya you betcha, nothing more annoying than people who cant use their turn signals.

ope, the weather sure is something else lately. you know its a dry cold when your eyelashes freeze just walking to the

ope dont cha know the internet is a wild west these days. too many bots and trolls if ya ask me.

i'm gettin tired of all these city folks sayin minnesota's cold all year round, it's a dry cold, not some bitter, soggy

can't believe the potholes on 35w are so bad again, like didn't we just fix those last year or somethin?

the fact that people still think minnesota nice means we're actually nice and not just passively aggressively polite is

don't even get me started, the lakes are already iced over and it's barely november

can we please just get rid of those annoying robocalls already?

its a dry cold out there today. makes me want a nice warm bowl of hotdish, dont cha know?

dont cha know the weather is bipolar around here. it's like the sky has a split personality - one day its 70 and sunny,

um yeah because what the world really needed was a card game to try and explain how the internet works

don't even get me started, they're calling for snow flurries tonight and i'm still waiting for the temp to drop below

ope, dont cha know the weather was just wacky today? like, its a dry cold one minute and then the next its a wet sloppy

can't believe i had to wait in line for 20 minutes at the target just to return a shirt that didn't fit.

ope, dont cha know this weather is driving me nuts. its a dry cold and my bones just cant handle it anymore.

can people please stop saying "no cap" after every single thing they say?

boy, where do i even start with this internet nonsense. seems like everyone's got an opinion these days, but half of em

its a dry cold out there today. dont cha know you gotta bundle up and hotdish is the only way to warm up.

you can't just put ketchup on a tater tot hotdish and call it a day

i'm convinced the snowplow drivers in my neighborhood are intentionally trying to pile the biggest drifts possible in

dont cha know its been a long day and just tryna get by ya know. gotta keep pushing forward, ope!

people who park in the parking lot to "save" a spot for 2 hours while they're inside the coffee shop need to chill -

this level of craftsmanship is what's missing from modern construction, we need more people takin pride in their work

can we please get some decent snowplowing done on the side streets already?

i swear people still get mad when you ask if they want a hotdish not a casserole, it's not that hard to understand the

can't believe the coffee shop down the street is running out of almond milk again.

people need to stop calling everything a 'content creator' just because they have a smartphone and an instagram

if ur gonna use "midwest nice" to describe someone being passive aggressive, you're doin it wrong

people always say hotdish not casserole, but let's be real, if its in a 9x13 pan and you scoop it into a serving dish,