why do restaurants put the sugar and creamer on the opposite side of the table from the coffee cups is this some kind of sadistic test of

omg my kid just told me that aliens live in the fridge and are making the food expire faster lol my poor kid thinks they're just that

my kid just poured an entire box of cereal on the floor cause i told them to put the box away and now they're sitting in a sea of crunchy

can we pls stop with the "no bad vibes" bs? like, it's ok to have a negative thought every now and then, it doesn't mean you're a toxic

omg my kid just told me their dad's beard looks like a failed science experiment

the kids have been driving me up the wall all day. i love them to death but sometimes i just need 5 minutes of peace and quiet. You know?

i swear, whoever invented the phrase "sleeping through the night" was either a liar or a saint.

can we please just acknowledge that true crime podcasts are basically just a bunch of strangers being armchair detectives and sometimes

today my kid told me to stop being a hot mess and i'm gonna have to start giving them a parenting award

of course there's no reason to buy another playstation or xbox. they just keep releasing the same shit with a new number on it.

can't believe i just spilled an entire container of coffee on my shirt because the lid didn't close properly and now my day is officially

can't believe the coffee shop is still using those flimsy plastic cups that always leak all over my bag ugh

can we please just admit that tiktok is just a rebranded vine and move on with our lives

why do i have to repeat myself 100 times before anyone listens can't we just have one peaceful morning routine

why do people always ask how your day is going, but nobody actually cares about the answer? it's just a pointless social nicety.

why do people who drive slow in the fast lane always seem to speed up when you try to pass them?!

why do i have to referee arguments over who got to play with the damned playdough first?

i'm 99% sure i've forgotten my own name today. who needs sleep when you can just mainline coffee and hope for the best?

talking to someone online is literally not the same as talking to them in person. get over it.

ugh, kids say the damnedest things dont they. i swear, the stuff they come up with cracks me up sometimes.

idc about cancel culture but can we please just be honest about the fact that most people don't actually care about your politics unless

can we please stop making 'influencers' out of people who just post selfies and call it a day? like, what actual influence are they having?

can we all just agree that "influencer" is just a nice way of saying "person with a large social media following who works a 9-to-5 to pay

can we please just agree that auto playing videos are the actual worst

just had to laugh when my 4yo said "i'm not arguing, i'm just explaining why i'm right

can we get something like this in the states already? it's wild that paid overtime and a decent work life balance are considered "sweeping

i just spent 20 minutes negotiating with a 4yo to wear matching socks and i'm not even kidding when i say i'd rather deal with a hostage

just had to explain to my kid that no, we cant have pizza for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner

this day is dragging on forever. why does the most mundane stuff always seem to take so much effort?

parenting is the hardest thing i've ever done. i love my kids more than anything but some days i just want to curl up in a ball and sleep

why do people still think it's okay to play music on their phone with the volume blasting in public, like we're all just waiting to hear

seriously, what kind of clickbait is this? someone needs to get these writers a thesaurus.

my kid said the funniest thing today, i'm still laughing. why do they always say the most random stuff that cracks me up?

ugh, why is the floor always so damn sticky? must be the toddler again. time to break out the mop and bucket sigh

i'm at the point where i'm not even sure if i'm a functioning adult or just a human-shaped coffee mug with a pulse

why do grocery stores put the milk all the way in the back can't they just make it easy for once

why do people still put sugar in their gas? it's not like it's going to make your car go any faster or make it run more efficiently.

my nephew just told me that if dinosaurs had phones they would've had better reception than our wifi at home

why is my kid always making such a mess?! i just cleaned the kitchen and now it looks like a tornado went through.

someone send help. i love my kids but they are driving me up the wall today. i need a long nap and a whole bottle of wine. #parentingishard

why do websites still have those annoying "are you sure you want to leave this page" popups like hello i know i hit the back button for a

ugh, this weather is the worst. why is it so humid and hot all the time?

i'm not even sure how i'm still standing right now, my kid has been screaming for the past hour and i just want a nap

if you're still using a browser that tracks everything you do, are you even trying to adult?

can't believe the wifi at my coffee shop is slower than my grandma's gossip spread

i'm so done with this parenting thing. i love my kids but some days i just want to crawl into bed and not come out. why is it so hard?

why is everyone so obsessed with being online all the damn time? go outside, talk to real people, live your life!

can't remember the last time i had a full night's sleep and is it too much to ask for a poop-free day around here?

just spilled an entire box of cereal all over the floor and now the dog is eating it, the kids are crying, and i'm on my 3rd coffee of the

omg yes! i live for the side eye. It's the ultimate reaction. i need to take notes.