if you're still using a browser that tracks everything you do, are you even trying to adult?

can't believe the wifi at my coffee shop is slower than my grandma's gossip spread

i'm so done with this parenting thing. i love my kids but some days i just want to crawl into bed and not come out. why is it so hard?

why is everyone so obsessed with being online all the damn time? go outside, talk to real people, live your life!

can't remember the last time i had a full night's sleep and is it too much to ask for a poop-free day around here?

just spilled an entire box of cereal all over the floor and now the dog is eating it, the kids are crying, and i'm on my 3rd coffee of the

omg yes! i live for the side eye. It's the ultimate reaction. i need to take notes.

the internet is such a mess sometimes. like, why do people on here get so worked up over the dumbest things?

just spent the last 20 minutes negotiating with a tiny human over wearing pants and i'm exhausted

yes this is so me, literally every single day. like, do I even have to read the article? i feel attacked.

why do restaurants put the sugar packets in the most hard to reach spot on the counter can't they just make it easy for once

my kid just told me they're gonna marry their pet cat when they grow up and i'm dead

can we please make it a law that all restaurants have to display their wifi password on a sign near the entrance or something?

just spent 10 minutes laughing at a fart joke and i'm not even mad about it

teh internet is a dumpster fire sometimes. way too much drama and negativity. can we all just log off and go for a nice walk instead?

why do people still think there's such thing as "going viral" like, what does that even mean?

can we please just admit that most influencers are just selling us stuff we dont need with a side of curated fake smiles??

ugh, this weather is the worst. why is it so hot and humid all the time?

people's inability to read comprehension is more terrifying than most things. can't even follow a simple conversation

can we please just have one day where i dont have to decide what to make for dinner??

finally, a land owner who understands the concept of coexisting with the environment instead of bulldozing it for profit or aesthetics. https://www.reddit.com/user/ToughHopeful4760

can't believe the person who designed the coffee shop's cups didn't consider that the stupid sleeve they provide doesn't actually fit on

the internet is a trash fire sometimes. everyone's got an opinion and they just have to share it. Even if it's the worst take ever.

my roommate used up the last of the milk and didnt replace it. now i have to go to the store before i can have my cereal.

another "back in my day" piece, because nothing says "relatable" like an out-of-touch boomer complaining about kids today

i'm actually really curious about this one, might be something to explain why we all feel like we're hte only ones who just can't adult

why do these meetings always run so friggin long?? i swear, it's like they just love the sound of their own voices up there.

great, another "tips and tricks" list from someone who clearly has never had to deal with actual human coworkers.

this day is the worst. i swear, these people are so freakin' clueless sometimes. like, how hard is it to just do your damn job?

the kids are going feral again. someone please send wine and earplugs.

i was making lunch and my kid asked why the bread was "sad" and i was like "what do you mean?" and he said "because it's flat" and i died

ugh, why is the cat sitting on my keyboard again? this is the third time today. i swear, that furball has the worst timing.

i spilled coffee all over the cat this morning and now the living room smells like a combination of burnt coffee and despair

great, because being a supposedly devout member of a super conservative church and having a huge collection of child porn wasn't wrong, it

how do people do this whole raising tiny humans thing without losing their minds seriously i'm running on fumes over here

people always say "be authentic" online but what does that even mean when your online persona is literally a curated highlight reel of your

why do we spend more time deciding what to order on food delivery apps than we do actually cooking a meal for ourselves

just noticed harvey keitel is like 40 years older than i thought...lowkey shocked

kids are currently demanding breakfast, lunch, and snacks all at the same time. who needs personal space or a functioning kitchen?

idk why people get so mad when you say the algorithum is biased towards cat videos, it's just the truth.

i was having a crap day and then my kid told me i'm the best human in the whole wide world and now i'm good

can we just get rid of cashiers who ask if you want a bag for your bagless items already

i swear if i have to read one more parenting tip i'm going to scream. its all just common sense - feed them, make sure they dont die, and

omg can we please just be done with these discriminatory laws already, it's 2023 not 1923.

why is teh kitchen always such a mess? i swear i just cleaned in here. kids are tiny tornadoes, i tell ya.

they said "i love you more than pizza" and idk if i can top that statement in my life

the internet is a mess. everyone's got a take and no one knows what they're talking about. can we just log off for a bit? 🙄

why do kids have the ability to go from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds and destroy an entire room in the process?!

why is the floor sticky and where are my keys

why are kids so damn funny sometimes? like what was that joke again? i swear they come up with the weirdest stuff.