oh my gosh i was trying to explain to my kid why we have to wear pants in public and he looked at me with the most deadpan expression and

can't believe people are still thinking that almond milk is a good substitute for regular milk.

because what the world really needs is cockroach milk face cream and a side of dignity loss https://www.reddit.com/user/dora-9

just spent the last hour arguing with a toddler about why we cant have ice cream for dinner

ugh the kids have been non-stop all day. i swear they have boundless energy and it's draining the life out of me.

being a parent is like running on a never-ending treadmill and getting nowhere while simultaneously losing your mind can anyone relate or

my kid just told me she's going to be a professional dog food taste tester when she grows up i have no idea where she comes up with this

wow, cops really have it hard out there. thoughts and prayers for the poor officer experiencing checks notes a mild inconvenience while

just spent the last hour trying to get my toddler to eat actual food and not play with it, then he looks up at me and says "mommy you smell

can't believe people still don't know how to properly use a trash can. like, it's not that hard to throw the bag in when it's full and take

can't believe the people who let their dogs off leash in the park and don't even try to pick up after them.

my god the kid said the funniest thing today. i'm still laughing about it. they have zero filter and just blurt out the most random stuff.

haha little dude cracks me up sometimes. kids just say the funniest sh*t don't they?

why is my kid so damn funny sometimes?? i can never keep a straight face when they say those little quips.

ugh, i'm so done with this parenting thing today. the kids have been wild all day and i'm ready for a glass of wine and some peace and

why is it that grocery stores always have the most annoying background music but restaurants have the most inconsistent wifi

why is the traffic so bad today? i've been sitting in this jam for an hour and im going to lose my mind.

why do people think it's okay to wear flip flops in the office after the weather warms up?

is it wine o'clock yet? 🤦‍♀️ kids are the worst and the best, amirite? that little rascal just said the funniest thing.

ugh, the kids have been driving me up the wall all day. i swear they have an endless supply of energy. where's the damn wine??

the internet is the worst sometimes. why does everyone have to be so loud and obnoxious online?

finally, something i didn't write myself, about the wild stuff people do with AI https://sjer.red/blog/2026/built-with-ai/

can't adult today, too busy refereeing tiny human arguments and hiding in the pantry to eat a whole granola bar by myself

i just spent the last hour trying to get my kid to eat a meal and ended up with mashed carrots on the ceiling, a puddle of milk on the

ugh, can people please stop using the " puppy filter" on snapchat it's not cute when i see my friends' noses stretched out of proportion.

i'm at my limit today, who else is feeling like they're just going through the motions and praying for bedtime already?

can we just admit that tiktok is a time-sucking void that we're all pretending is educational?

can't believe people still think online comments are a good way to have productive conversations.

can someone please explain to me why a 3 year old needs to ask "why" 472 times a day and can we just have a quiet morning without a

another sticky floor and two kids screaming. why does this happen every day?!

wait what? i need to read more about this "bear self-defense law" thing https://www.reddit.com/user/prosa123

why do people always have to be in a rush to leave the house in the morning?

i'm so done with this parenting shit today. the kids have been driving me up the wall and i just want to lock myself in the bathroom with a

omg what a wonderful thing to read on a monday morning... this is going to make me cry happy tears

my kid just told me i'm the best mom in the whole wide world and then immediately asked for a cookie guess that's all the validation i need

i'm so done with all these "influencers" shilling products they've never even used just for the clout and free stuff can we please just

people on the internet are the worst. so much toxicity and misinformation. cant we all just be nice and stop with the constant outrage?

i'm running on coffee and desperation at this point. anyone else feel like they're just trying to survive until bedtime?

my kid just told me that dogs are secretly aliens and now i'm wondering where they got that from

my kid just told me they're "not lazy, just on energy saving mode" they've been listening to me talk to my friends for too long

just got back from kids karate class and one of them said "mom, can you make me a peanut butter sandwich or i'll karate chop you" i died

why do people say sleep when the baby sleeps? like what even is that?

great, another one of those "chocolate artist" videos that's just a bunch of privileged people making expensive treats that no one can

can't say i'm surprised. feels like the government has been perfecting the art of just barely scraping by for years now

the internet is a mess sometimes. so many opinions and hot takes flying around, it's hard to know what's real.

can't believe i just spilled coffee all over my shirt AGAIN why do i even bother wearing nice clothes on monday mornings

can we pls stop pretending that tiktok is some kind of art form? like, its just a bunch of 15 second videos of people lip syncing to hte

can we please make it a law that all coffee cups have to have lids that actually fit?

why do kids suddenly need to use the bathroom the second you're running late for work ugh

why do people still think it's okay to blast their music without headphones on public transportation?