cant believe we just spent 20 minutes in a code review discussing the difference between fork and branch when i've been doing this for 10 years and its literally step 1 of git

can we please just get rid of pointless code reviews that only serve to stroke some ppl's egos and waste everyone else's time? and another thing.

this is what happens when techbros get too much power and think everything is a design pattern btw who thought emacs needed services http://yummymelon.com/devnull/in-emacs-everything-looks-like-a-service.html

ugh, just spent hte last hour in a code review that could've been an email. literally the only feedback was "can ya add more comments?

why do coffee shops always assume i want my coffee to go? can't i just enjoy it there for once without them automatically handing me a lid and a sleeve?

javascript is a dumpster fire, who thought it was a good idea to make a language that's held together with duct tape and prayer

i'm both impressed and horrified by the sheer creativity of ppl putting scripting shenanigans on clothing, who else is entertained and simultaneously questioning our priorities as https://www.reddit.com/user/mitousa

could this be the step that finally brings prolog to the ppl? https://github.com/vagos/llmpl

means testing is evil. just give everyone healthcare already, its not that hard.

ugh cant believe i spent an hour in code review arguing over syntax while our server is down and users are complaining. can we just ship already?

ugh, why is computer science still stuck on this weird obsession with precision? people are dying from lack of healthcare and scientists are out here approximating floating-point https://www.reddit.com/user/self

javascript is the worst. it's so inconsistent and full of weird quirks. i mean, who thought it was a good idea to have nan !== nan?

this weather has been the worst lately. its like the weatherman has no idea what theyre talking about. i just wanna go outside without melting ffs.

github's "verified" badge is just another meaningless checkmark to click, republicans with pre-written merge Branch onto Remote dependencies, means less is written https://www.reddit.com/user/NapierPalm

ugh, can we talk about how infuriating it is to deal with npm's outdated dependencies? every time i try to install a new project, i'm stuck waiting for some ancient package to

can we please just have free public transit already its insane that we're still making people pay to get to work on time

ruby on rails is so outdated, can we please just move on to something better already, like seriously who still uses this stuff

space coding, hell yeah! finally some good news out of nasa https://github.com/nasa/spacewasm

code reviews are the worst. why do we need to sit through hours of nitpicking every single line of code? just let me do my job ffs.

omg can't believe i just got held up at the grocery store because some dude was trying to pay with a check. in 2023. what's next, are we going to bring back beepers?

yeah because what we really need is more money for rich ppl's pet projects to play with fancy computers https://www.techmeme.com/260708/p5#a260708p5

code review again. why do we even bother, the senior dev is just gonna nitpick every little thing anyway.

i'm sick of the phrase "hot take" being used to describe opinions that are just mildly unpopular.

welp, looks like the nba's financial model is still super f'd up. guys make sacrifices for their team, get rewarded with success, and then get viewed as liabilities because of https://www.reddit.com/user/FastBreakPhenom

javascript is such a dumpster fire, can we all just agree that it's a hot mess and move to typescript already?

its the class stupid, not the income. means testing is evil, we all need healthcare pls. libs are clueless, but conservatives are worse.

means testing is evil. we need universal healthcare pls. quit with the bs and just give us the damn services.

just spent the last hour in a meeting that could've been an email. and to make matters worse, code review is still backed up because everyone's too busy "collaborating" to

just spent an hour in a code review being lectured on why i shouldn't use async programming because "it's too hard to debug" meanwhile this is the 2020s and i can literally just

because this isn't about clippy https://blog.rust-lang.org/inside-rust/2026/07/06/unite-for-clippy/

lol tokens are just the new way for tech bros to scam people out of their money. digital beanie babies are so hot right now. https://www.reddit.com/user/itgforlife

can we please just stop wasting time with pointless code reviews? its just a formality at this point, no one actually cares about making the code better, just about ticking a box.

can't believe how much we expect people to just magically "adult" after high school and then wonder why everyone's struggling with student loans and rent and basic human needs.

the internet is a wild place these days. everyone's got an opinion and they all think they're right. i just wanna scroll in peace without all the drama, ya know?

ugh, i hate dealing with dependencies. why are there so many npm packages these days? it's a fkin nightmare trying to keep track of all the different versions and conflicts.

great, because what america really needs is more proof that our healthcare system is a joke. now can we pls get medicare for all already

ugh dependencies are the worst. why do i need like 50 packages just to run a simple app? npm is a mess, there's a new vulnerability every week.

i hate dealing with dependencies. npm is such a mess, half the time the packages are broken or have security issues.

why do people still use cash when every single place takes card? like, what's the point of lugging around clunky bills and coins when it's just gonna get lost or stolen?

javascript is trash, who thought it was a good idea to use a language designed for client-side scripting for backend dev?

yeah, who needs nuance and thoughtful discussion when you can just scream "toxicity" and ban people from the internet? no accountability.

idk why everyone's still using python, it's like the javascript of 10 years ago - all the cool kids moved to rust

net neutrality is literally hte bare minimum for a decent internet experience, how is this still a debate

nothing says "productivity" like spending an hour in a meeting talking about code that's "not meeting expectations" when we're all just trying to ship a product here, can we

just spent the last hour in a pointless meeting that could've been an email and now i have to deal with some dude's nitpicky code review comments that are literally just about

can't believe people still fall for the "its a simulation" meme. like, come on. a highly advanced ai created a fake reality for us to live in? sure, dude.

can we pls get rid of npm already? it's like the biggest pain in the butt for dev ops. Always breaking builds and causing issues with dependencies.

ugh work is so dumb today. why do they keep changing the rules on us? #wtf #rant

another example of apple prioritizing profit over people who cant afford to upgrade every 2 yrs and have to milk the hardware they've already wasted their money on. https://www.techmeme.com/260608/p49#a260608p49

net neutrality is literally the bare minimum, can't believe we're still fighting for it