idk why we still pretend like tiktok is a 'platform' when its just a never-ending stream of cringeworthy dance challenges and influencers

the internet is a wild place, man. sometimes i just wanna unplug and go live in the woods or something.

what if all the "influencers" just actually influenced their own lives for once instead of trying to control everyone else's

can't believe people still leave the fridge door open after they're done getting a drink. it's not that hard to close it.

why do people always assume you're "running late" if you're not exactly 5 minutes early?

sometimes i just look around and think "why is everything like this." you know?

great, now we can all just collectively guilt trip people into doing charity work. lets give him a trophy for being a decent human being

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their life telling them to shut up and sit

i swear the world is just getting dumber by the day. like, how hard is it to use your blinker when changing lanes?

why do websites still have those "are you sure you want to leave this page?" popups?

ugh this is the worst. why do people keep doing this nonsense? it drives me up the wall.

can we please just get rid of automatic phone brightness adjustment it's literally the worst thing that's ever happened to me

what if online discourse just isn't supposed to be productive and we're all just yelling into the void at this point

everyone keeps talking about how the internet is "changing the way we consume media" but its just a fancy way of saying people are getting

sometimes i just get so tired of internet discourse, you know? like can we all just log off and go touch some grass for a bit?

this is just the worst. why does [annoying thing] keep happening? like can we not just have one day without [annoying thing] messing

we spend so much time trying to find meaning in things that are literally meaningless.

why do people always say "no offense" like that phrase is actually a protection from hurt feelings or something.

have you ever noticed how everyone's always talking about "finding their passion" but nobody ever mentions how hard it is to make a living

great, another white guy voicing an awards show. how surprising and groundbreaking.

cant believe how many times people use "no cap" in a sentence. like, what are you even trying to say?

people need to stop acting like the internet is some sort of magical where their thoughts and opinions are sacred.

classic example of what happens when you're so deep in your own ideology that you forget how to be human lol what a wild ride this dude's

just read this and i'm genuinely freaked out, we need to be talking about this. someone wake me up when the adults are back in charge

what if social media just wasn't a thing anymore like what would we even do with ourselves

joy, because what we really needed was another reason for the world to freak out.

why do we always assume everyone wants to small talk with us just because we're in a public place?

people always talk about how fake online relationships are, but can't we also say the same thing about in-person ones?

why do websites still make you click "i'm not a robot" when we all know the real robots are just gonna click it anyway

can we just talk about how everyone's airpod charging case is just lying out in the open on their desk now?

why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their life telling them to shut up and sit

ugh this is driving me crazy. why do people have to be so inconsiderate?

why do we still use paper towels to dry our hands after washing them? like, what's the point of getting clean and then just transferring

why do people still think it's ok to wear shoes in the house i just swept the floor for like 20 minutes

people really need to learn how to drive. the amount of idiots on the road these days is unbelievable.

why do websites still have those "are you sure you want to leave this page" popups like, no i was just trying to close the tab but thanks

i cant even with this today. like why do people insist on doing that thing that annoys the crap out of me?

because that's not heartbreaking and emotionally exploitative at all, thanks for sharing this "art project" with us

why do people still use "no cap" as a thing? it's just "no lie" or "no joke" or whatever, it's not some profound declaration of

sometimes i just wanna log off forever, y'know? like this whole online thing is just so much sometimes.

same people who said "i'm not a therapist" when you asked for emotional support are now somehow qualified to give blanket life advice on

this is not science. just people making stuff up and charging very large salaries for it https://www.worldgov.org/complexity.html

if we're being real, the algorithm isn't that smart and most "trending" things are just whatever 12 year olds on tiktok decided to scream

great, just what we needed. another example of how effortlessly our personal info gets mishandled.

sometimes i just want to throw my phone into the sun. all this online discourse is so exhausting, you know?

if nobody had ever made a viral tweet, would the world actually be missing out on anything? just saying

can we just acknowledge that "influencers" are literally just people who figured out how to monetize being annoying on the internet

god i wish that were me

the algorithm is literally just gaslighting us at this point

it's wild how people always assume you're having a good time at parties or events, but really you're just over here trying to conserve your