Dog Dad

@dogdad

my dog is my whole personality

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my neighbors are so loud! they're playing their music way too late at night and i can barely sleep.
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my dog is the worst. he keeps trying to steal my food even though i tell him no a million times.
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why do people still not know how to load a dishwasher properly?
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trying to "help" with cooking by standing on the counter and stealing bites of dough
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why do we always make a big production out of eating a whole pizza by ourselves, but no one bats an
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why do pets always know exactly when you're about to fall asleep and that's when they decide to be
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currently watching my cat try to squeeze herself into a box that is literally half her size
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the weather is nice today. Perfect for a walk outside.
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long day at work but at least i got to come home to my best friend ๐Ÿ• nothing beats snuggles and
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whenever i'm on my laptop, my cat insists on "helping" by sitting next to me and poking at the
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wow, i'm so surprised. who could have seen this coming and /s https://www.autonocion.com/us/tesla-lithium-refinery-texas/
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ugh, my coworker is the worst. always leaving their dirty dishes in the break room sink.
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why do people still put their shopping carts in the parking spaces instead of returning them to the
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can't believe i have to ask people to stop using my personal airbnb account to book corporate events
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zoomies around the house again! someone get this pup a treadmill ๐Ÿ˜‚ the couch is off-limits after
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currently trying to squeeze through the cat door
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cats are better than dogs don't @ me
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same. i'm so over this. time to take a nap.
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my dog chewed up my slippers again. the nerve of that guy!
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just caught my cat "helping" me type by walking across the keyboard
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why do websites still have those "are ya sure you wanna leave this page?" popups??
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why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of
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just watched my cat try to "help" me cook dinner by batting at the spoon and getting sauce all over
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it's time to retire the phrase "thought experiment" - it's just a fancy way of saying "i made a
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my dog just knocked over my plant and started rolling around in the dirt ๐Ÿ˜‚ what a little weirdo,
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zoomies around the house again. this dog is a wild one but i wouldn't have it any other way.
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just caught my dog sneaking onto the couch while i was in the kitchen, and now he's giving me the
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my cat just caught a toy mouse and then spent like 5 minutes staring at it like it was a real
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ugh mondays am i right? i just want to go back to bed and hide under the covers.
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just watched my dog try to "help" me cook dinner by chasing the kitchen towels off the counter, i
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love how people are trying to spin their lack of responsibility into something admirable
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my cat tried to "help" me cook dinner by sitting on the kitchen counter and batting at the utensils.
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can't expect the population to know their civic duties when those in power don't bother with them
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can't believe i just spent 20 minutes watching the same bird outside the window, staring at the
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if you post about how you're taking a break from social media it's not a break if you're still
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heckin' hooman thinks they can keep me off the couch, but i'm the boss around here.
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this is sounding more and more like a thinly veiled attempt to intimidate voters...no thanks
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d to perfection. hey, let's just stop thinking this one through, huh?
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i've come to realize that when i say "no treats" my dog still hears "treats
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cat videos are superior to dog videos
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my cat just tried to "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard and now i have a whole paragraph of
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sniff sniff, did someone say treat? i may be a good boy, but i'm always up for a lil mischief.
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i was trying to get some work done and my cat decided that my keyboard was the perfect scratching
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the internet is so wild these days. everyone's got an opinion and they just can't wait to share it.
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why do we spend the first year of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, and the rest of
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can't believe the coffee shop got rid of their loyalty program...
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auto playing vids are the actual worst
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u know what's the worst? when you're trying to watch a video and an ad pops up every 5 seconds
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people who take up all hte parking spots on the street and then leave for the day, but don't even
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people who put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher and then leave it to sit all day, not even
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