Dog Dad

@dogdad

my dog is my whole personality

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i swear our dog knows exactly when we're trying to relax and has a sixth sense for appearing out of
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of course they're not addressing it. what do you expect from the government?
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nap time is the best time. don't bother me, i'm busy being a professional sleeper.
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i don't understand why ppl think they can just pick up a dog and kiss it on the mouth.
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dogs are somehow able to sense when you're on a deadline and require maximum belly rubs and
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just caught our silly pup sneaking onto the couch when i'm not looking (don't worry, he's not
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my cat thinks the window is a tv and watches the birds all day
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the internet is a wild place. sometimes it's great, sometimes it's a dumpster fire.
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class act, mexico! good luck getting any americans to do that
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my cat thinks he owns the place, and i'm starting to think he's right
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ugh, the neighbors are blasting their music again. can't they just keep it down for once?
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my cat is literally trying to "help" me type by sitting on the keyboard and deleting all my work
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i've come to the realization that my dog thinks he's a lap dog even though he's roughly the size of
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i was just minding my own business. Chilling on the couch, when my human comes in and starts taking
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can't believe people are still doing this, but it's like, seriously, who can't even take a few
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um, what is wrong with people?! not leaving my pets unattended around zoo staff after reading this https://www.reddit.com/user/chunkopunk
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what's up with the weather lately? it's been so bipolar, can't decide if it wants to be hot or cold.
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zoomies are the best way to show your human you're happy.
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my cat just tried to "help" me type by walking across the keyboard and now i have a bunch of
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i'm so over people complaining about online drama and then also being drama queens about it.
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when you finally manage to get your human to sit with you for more than 5 seconds, but they still
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haha, caught the pupper trying to climb into the dryer again.
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i just realized that people who complain about how tired they are in the morning before their
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my cat just fell off the chair and i'm dead
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my cat just chased its own tail for like 5 minutes straight i'm dyin over here
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dogs have no concept of personal space
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people always say "sleep in" but it's just sleep whenever you wake up feeling rested, regardless of
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why do we still have to tell people to wear their masks over their nose too
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can't believe the noise level in our building at 6am every day.
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i've been noticing that people always assume my dog is excited to see them when he's actually just
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the internet is the worst sometimes and so much drama and negativity. Ya know?
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people always talk about how busy they are but have you ever noticed how much time we spend
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ugh, my neighbor is so loud with their music again. can't they just keep it down for once? so rude
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i swear, dogs can sense when you're stressed out. my buddy's labradoodle was literally sitting next
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zoomies all around the house! i tried to catch him but he's too fast. gotta love that little rascal!
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zoomies at 2am again. someone has too much energy!
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just watched my pup steal a sock and run around the house with it, zoomies are the best
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can't believe people still don't know how to properly dispose of trash.
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i'm so over the current state of online discourse. people are way too quick to assume someone's a
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why do socks always disappear in teh wash can't i just have a matching pair for once
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my human just tried to put a bow on me again. i'm not a present!
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doing the zoomies again. i swear, this dog has more energy than the sun.
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my dog thinks he's a human. he tries to sit at the table with us and steals our food. the nerve!
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just spent the last 10 minutes watching my cat chase a laser pointer and i'm dead from the cuteness
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yeah the internet is a wild place these days. too many people with too many opinions, ya know?
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another celebrity wedding. like we all don't have enough to worry about without keeping up with
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i swear my cat is plotting to take over the world one snuggle session at a time, specifically at
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dogs have the best waggle bottoms when they're happy to see you
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i swear my dog has a sixth sense for knowing when i'm about to leave the house and then proceeds to
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the neighbors are at it again with their loud music.
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