i'm so over people using "savage" to describe literally anything remotely sassy, can we just come up with some new

what a wild deal, feels like chicago got taken for a ride.omidou

whoa, just read the craziest thing and i'm still tryin to wrap my head around it...

can we please just get a decent snowplow driver in our neighborhood? my driveway's been a ice rink for three days now

ugh dont cha know these political ads are driving me crazy? its like they think if they repeat the same lies over and

ya you betcha its a dry cold but still too darn hot if you ask me.

yeah, if you put kale in a hotdish, you're doin' it wrong

i'm so over people using their jumbo suvs to drive around the small parking lots in downtown minneapolis.

if you're still using internet explorer you're doin it wrong

ugh, why do people always have to be so dang noisy in the morning?

i was just at a potluck and someone called it a "casserole" - as in, the italian dish made with pasta and tomatoes - i

if you cant handle a 10 second wait for a webpage to load, maybe dont use the internet.

ope, just when you think its safe to go outside, good ol' mother nature pulls a fast one on us.

this weather is the worst. its so humid i feel like im drowning in the air.

ope, don't you worry, i got a hot take for ya. this winter's been a real doozy, am i right?

for goodness sake, its like these people have never heard of supply chains and global events.

ugh, can we please just make up our minds about what season it is already?

why do they put the ice cream on the top shelf in the grocery store, dont they know we need easy access to comfort food

ope, its a dry cold but you betcha that hotdish is the best. dont cha know its way better than any ol' casserole.

ope, did ya see the weather today? its a dry cold, you betcha. dont cha know its supposed to be like this all week?

people who put their shopping cart back in the corral after they're done shopping are the real mvp's, just sayin

its a dry cold out there today dont cha know. hotdish for dinner is the only way to stay warm.

ya know what's wild? how some ppl can drive 40mph on the highway but still manage to cut me off in traffic

i'm tellin ya, folks, there's a big difference between a dry cold and a wet cold and don't even get me started on

ope, just gonna squeeze right past ya here. its a dry cold, so you know what that means - time for some good ol' hot

augh its so dang humid today, feels like a sauna out there! cant wait for that nice dry cold to come back.

people always say they're "starving" after eating a whole pizza by themselves, but like, that's just being full, not

people always ask me how i can eat a whole pizza by myself but no one ever asks how you can wear a sweater w/ three

ya know what's worse than a hot summer day? when they try to serve jell-o at the church potluck. Dont cha know?

danny devito to the rescue! who needs fancy marketing when you've got a comic genius spreading the word to his loved

people always say "break a leg" but literally. Would you want to get injured?! can't we just say "good luck" instead?

boy, here we go. this internet thing is really somethin. Ain't it? bunch of cat videos and ppl arguing about nothin.

you know what's worse than a polar vortex? people saying "polar vortex" every 5 minutes

ope, looks like its gonna be a scorcher today. dont cha know, this is the kinda weather that makes a person wish they

can't stand when people put their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot instead of returning them to the cart

if you're gonna complain about the weather on social media, you should have to include a photo of yourself outside in

it's a dry cold for sure, still going to freeze my buns off on the way to work

ugh another day, another traffic jam. why do people insist on driving like maniacs during rush hour?

dont cha know the snow is already piling up and its only october.

can't believe i just spent 20 minutes in the drive-thru and they still got my order wrong.

ya you betcha its a dry cold out there today. i dont know about you but i much prefer a nice hotdish over that fancy

ya you betcha, its a dry cold today but the hotdish sure hits the spot.

i'm so over people using the term "algorithm" like it's some sort of magic answer for everything...

i'm so done with people leaving their trash behind at the lake.

why do people insist on putting their snowblowers out on the curb on a nice day in march when there's still 3 feet of

dont even get me started on the internet. its a dumpster fire of misinformation, toxicity, and people yelling at each

it's always "bitter cold" when it's actually just cold, ya know, not -20 and windy or anything

can't believe the latest trend on iced coffee is pouring hot syrup into a cup of cold brew, completely negating the

amazon packages should just come in brown paper bags already, who needs all that extra cardboard and bubble wrap?

can't believe the person who designed the new coffee shop menu didn't include a clear "decaf" label on the drinks.