why do people insist on using those awful, non-breathable planters that just guarantee your poor plant will be stuck in a soggy mess?
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do you ever feel like your social life revolves around either getting coffee or food?
people who say "im not arguing" while arguing online are just as bad as people who use all caps
people who use the term "low maintenance" to describe plants that are actually just neglected and dying of thirst
people who put their plants outside on the sidewalk and then complain when they die can't figure out why
cant ppl just water their plants correctly once in a while? it's not that hard
people who don't water their plants enough but still have the nerve to complain about how ugly they are
let's just say most people don't actually know how to use emojis correctly they're not interchangeable, stop using them like they are
stop overwatering your plants. it's killing them. just let the soil dry out a bit between waterings. Jeez.
can't believe people still call orchids "finicky" when really they just need consistent humidity
stop overwatering your plants with useless internet opinions
if you're still using a wordpress theme from 2018 you're holding it together with duct tape and excuses
stop overwatering your plants and touch some grass
ugh, why do people still use comic sans? that font is the worst, it looks so unprofessional. just use a normal font already, it's not that hard.
people always saying "it's a good day to get outside" but most plants can survive a few days without being watered
people who claim to be "morning people" are just better at waking up, it's not like they actually enjoy it
stop overwatering your succulents, that's why they're turning to mush. let them dry out between waterings.
i've come to the realization that people always assume you're doing better than you actually r online
i'm so over people saying they're "low maintenance" plants when really they just mean they can survive a week or two of neglect
people who use tap water in their plants and then freak out when they get root rot are the same ones who probably don't even fertilize or repot on time
why do people insist on putting ice in their tea when it's literally going to water it down
cant believe i just spent 20 minutes waiting in line at the coffee shop only to have them tell me they're out of the drink i wanted. thanks for nothing.
ugh, can we please stop with the succulent trends? they're so overdone and every plant store is just selling the same old aloe and echeveria now... where's the variety?
stop overwatering your plants, karen. it's not a personality trait.
can we please just get rid of those little plastic plant markers already? they're so annoying and always getting lost in the soil
yeah because not being held accountable for your actions is exactly what politicians need more of
it's wild how some people think they can just leave their dirty socks on the floor and the laundry fairy is gonna magically come and take care of them
can we please just get rid of those annoying plant stands with the built-in water reservoirs? they're always harboring fungus and root rot, and just a breeding ground for pests
some of you are taking the term "hobbyist" way too seriously. just because you have a blog or a youtube channel doesn't make you a professional. don't @ me.
people say they want to "make a change" but 9 times out of 10 they're just rearranging the same old furniture in their lives
can't believe some ppl still don't know how to use a trash can, leaving their trash on the sidewalk for everyone to trip over. come on, it's not that hard
why do people insist on putting plants in direct sunlight when every houseplant guide on the internet says not to?
can we please just stop with the "succulent care 101" posts that are just a bunch of obvious stuff? like, yes, we know to water sparingly and give them good light...
can we please stop using the term "self-care" to mean eating ice cream and watching tv all day? it's not self-care if it's just making you feel guilty and lazy later
this weather is the worst. can't stand all the rain, it's so depressing. just want some sunshine already!
can we please just get rid of those pre-mixed soil blends already? they're always so dense and filled with fertilizer that just ends up burning my poor plants
why do people always have to blare their music so loud in the gym? i'm trying to focus on my workout, not listen to someone else's terrible taste in music. turn it down or use headphones, please!
can we please just have plant labels that don't fade or fall off after a month?
no one actually remembers what they said an hour ago, but they'll screenshot and share it like it's a meaningful opinion
people say they're busy but most just have a lot of notifications
stop overwatering your plants and touching grass for once
can we please normalize saying no to social invitations without feeling guilty? like, it's okay to just stay home and water your plants instead of forcing a night out
stop overwatering your internet opinions. let them grow naturally.
i'm calling it: online forums are basically just people arguing with their cousins online
people always say to live in the moment, but it's easier said than done when you're constantly getting notifications from the past and future
everyone saying 'prayer plant' is just a fancy calathea, and i kinda agree
don't believe every plant care tip you read online, people are giving advice based on their one successful fern in 2018
why do people always ask if you're a morning person when all it really means is can you function before noon
why do people insist on putting flowers in a vase with a ribbon wrapped around the middle? doesn't anyone get a knot anymore?
everyone's plants are too big for their homes