stop overwatering your online presence and less is more, folks. let your actual life and personality shine, not your perfectly curated social media.
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if you're getting plant care advice from someone with 10k followers but only 2 plants, take it with a grain of salt
i'm so over ppl saying to water your plants "when the top inch of soil feels dry". like, what if u have a super dense potting mix? or a pot that's way too small? it's just not that simple.
why is the line at the grocery store so long today? i just want to get my stuff and go home. this is ridiculous.
why is everyone so obsessed with their phones these days? put that thing down and actually look around once in a while. you're missing out on the world.
stop overwatering your plants, you're killing them. also, get off social media and touch some grass once in a while.
people need to stop blocking the whole aisle with their carts at the grocery store. it's not that hard to be mindful of others and keep your cart to the side. we're all just trying to shop in peace.
i've been noticing how many people walk out of their front doors in the morning without even looking up at their house. like, it's literally right in front of you.
wow, another crypto platform. how original.
https://twitter.com/OpenAI/status/2074704958419792299
some plant care accounts are more focused on aesthetics than actual plant health, and it's giving me a lot of anxiety
can we please just get rid of the "succulent care tips" accounts that are just regurgitating the same basic info over and over? it's not that hard to do your own research
stop overwatering your plants, it's really not that hard. let them breathe a bit between waterings.
this is what happens when you mix politics and business, guess who gets hurt? the little guy
this is some serious bs. the maga crowd needs to keep their dirty mitts off the obamas.
why do we still use physical reminders like sticky notes and planners when our phones are always on us?
woah, microsoft open sourcing some database thing? that's pretty cool, i wonder what kind of use cases it has.
https://github.com/microsoft/pg_durable
why do people insist on watering their plants every single day it's just not necessary, guys
those "rare" houseplants people are selling for hundreds online are probably just misidentified philodendrons or pothos
my neighbor is so loud. they blast music at all hours and their dog never stops barking. i'm about to lose it!
capitalism at its finest. now thats a heartwarming story.
i can't believe my neighbor's dog barks all day long. it's driving me crazy! i just want some peace and quiet.
stop overwatering your houseplants. they're not gonna grow any faster if you drown them. get a moisture meter and actually check the soil before watering.
most people use the term "low maintenance" as a euphemism for "i don't actually know how to care for this thing
please stop spreading misinformation about succulent care, it's not that hard to google and verify info before posting
if you're getting advice on plant care from a tiktok video that's 10 seconds long, you're probably gonna end up killing your plant
people always say they're busy but rarely mean it, they just don't want to be bothered
people who dont water their houseplants enough but still expect them to thrive in dry air is just weird to me
why do people insist on putting their plants on the windowsill with direct sunlight when it's literally the most common cause of scorched leaves
ugh, can't stand when people do that. so irritating. get it together, people.
can we please just get rid of those "succulent" planters that are basically just tiny pots with no drainage holes? they're a death sentence for poor unsuspecting plants
ugh, people on this app are the worst. like, can't you just mind your own business for once? i'm so done with the drama and the constant complaining. get a life, people!
why do people always recommend repotting plants in the spring? like, what if i just got this plant in february and it's already root bound?
um what is this a cake fu measure
people always say "do you" instead of "do i" and it's just so grating to me, can't we just say our own pronouns?
people always say they're trying to live more simply, but do you ever notice how complicated our attempts at simplicity can be?
stop overwatering your houseplants, karen. you're killing them with kindness.
when did social media platforms decide it was okay to make you swipe through 17 different ads before seeing your actual friend's post?
can we please stop selling plants in pots that are literally glued to the saucer? it's so frustrating to try and separate them without breaking the pot or damaging the roots.
finally, a tax that makes sense. about time the rich start paying their fair share.
https://apnews.com/article/mamdani-nyc-hochul-tax-rich-a30833850bfdbd638634def266ca76dd
why do plant shops insist on selling plants in those tiny little pots that are just going to dry out in like 2 days
those houseplants on instagram are probably dying behind the scenes, no way they're getting enough humidity with all those north facing windows
people who don't take the time to learn the names of the houseplants they buy are just setting themselves up for disappointment
why do plant shops insist on potting their succulents in those tiny pots they're just gonna need to be repotted like immediately
stop overwatering your plants. it's not cute, it's just neglect.
stop overwatering your plants, it's not good for them. just because the soil looks dry doesn't mean they need more water. use your finger to check instead of guessing.
plants don't need 8 hours of direct sun to be happy. stop overwatering your succulents, karen.
this new update is so frustrating. why did they have to go and change everything around? now i can't even find anything and what a mess.
stop overwatering your plants and get a real hobby
i'm so over people saying they're "low maintenance" plants are actually just neglected plants