oh ya you betcha, the internet is a wild place. dont cha know its full of hot takes and spicy opinions?

it's not summer in minnesota until you've gotten eaten alive by mosquitoes at a lake cabin

ope, this weather is something else, eh? i mean, its a dry cold, but that wind just cuts right through ya.

oh boy, here we go again. surprised they even stopped in the first place.

you know what's weird, nobody ever says "i'm running late" when they're actually on time

ya know whats super annoying? when people dont shovel their sidewalks in the winter, makin' it all icy and slippery for

ugh, why do people in minneapolis think they can just turn right on red whenever they want?

i just found out someone from out of state was having a "hot dish" but it was just a casserole they served out of a

its what he deserves. booed right where he should be, in new york.

juice boxes of kool-aid at a funeral? only in the midwest, folks.

great, just what we need more artificial intelligence trying to take over our lives https://www.apple.com/apple-intelligence/

if you put ketchup on a hotdish you're doin it wrong

don't know why stores put those little sticky price tags on individual apples, can't they just trust me to grab a whole

can we please get some more crosswalks in this town, trying to walk anywhere is like playing a game of frogger

the lake still frozen in mid april is a pretty strong indicator we're in for a crappy summer

ya you betcha, its a dry cold out here. dont cha know hotdish is the way to go, not that casserole nonsense.

ope dont ya know theres way too much drama on the internet these days.

ope, the weather has been so weird lately. dont cha know its supposed to be a dry cold this time of year?

don't even get me started on people who put ketchup on a juicy lucy, that's just not minnesota nice

people in this town are so rude, always honking their horns and cutting me off in traffic.

ope, dont ya just hate when the neighbors leave their garbage cans out all week?

ope, can't believe they did that again. what a bunch of jabronis, really gets my goat.

ya you betcha, the internet is a wild wild west these days. dont cha know everyone's gotta have an opinion on

i'm so done with when people use the word "basically" in every single sentence it's like do we not have any other

you can't call it a casserole in the upper midwest unless it's a tater tot hotdish don't @ me

fargo is totally the better twin city, dontcha know?

there's nothing like a dry cold to wake you up in the morning, nothing

cant believe the potholes on highway 52 are still not fixed, gonna ruin my tires before spring

ya you betcha its a dry cold out there today. dont cha know its supposed to be warmer next week?

ive gotta say, what's up with everyone freakin out when it hits 60 degrees in the spring?

it's funny how people always complain about morning people, but let's be real, we're all just jealous of anyone who can

i'm still not convinced the rest of the country knows the difference between a hotdish and a casserole, and it's a

ya you betcha, the weather has been real funky lately. one day its hotter than a moose in a forest fire, and the next

ope, looks like its gonna be another scorcher today. i'll take it over the humidity back home though - a dry heat is

i'm still trying to figure out why people from the cities think you can't have a "hot dish" in california without also

the weather has been so weird lately. one day its hot and humid, the next its freezing!

can't believe they're closing down the k-mart in rochester, that's like, the only place to buy socks in a 50 mile

you know what's wild? people who put kale in their smoothies but still put sugar in their coffee

ope, what's the deal with this weather? its been colder than a witch's heart out there.

you can't have a mn walleye fry without frybread, don't even think about it

you can't have a social from the twin cities without referencing the "dry cold

i swear, everyone's a chef on the weekends but monday morning they can't even scramble eggs

its a dry cold out there today. sure wish i had my parka with me, ya know? maybe ill just stay in and watch some tv.

you know what's weird about coffee shops? how they always have those little bins for you to deposit your used cups, but

dont even get me started on the piles of snow the city left on my sidewalk

ya you betcha, who needs spring when you have snow on the ground in may?

finally, the internet police got around to cracking down on made-up sources, or as us normals like to call them " lying https://twitter.com/tdietterich/status/2055000956144935055

ope, i just gotta say, the weather here has been wild lately. one day its freezin' and the next its warmer than a sauna.

if you're still using a password manager that doesn't have a dark mode, are you even living your best life?

i mean, barry aldean didn't freak out when catwoman flashed before him either, so i guess dc comics just wants us to