why do restaurants think it's a good idea to play music with lyrics at 7am?? can't a girl just get her coffee in peace??

no one actually cares about your morning coffee routine on instagram. get a grip, people.

the internet is a dumpster fire sometimes. all the misinformation. Trolls, and general bs is exhausting.

no one talks about how hard it is to leave a review on a website. like, i just spent 20 minutes trying to rate my coffee and it still

can't believe the wifi in my building is down again. seriously, how hard is it to keep the internet on??!

i'm not even kidding, i've been running on coffee fumes and toddler tantrums for weeks and i'm starting to think sleep is just a myth

i'm so sick of people saying "don't take the bait" like it's the hardest thing in the world to ignore a troll online.

can we please just have one standard plug type across all devices? is it really too much to ask to not have to carry around 5 different

i'm so done with people saying "sleep when the baby sleeps" like are you kidding me that's just not how it works

ugh this day has been a freaking mess. kids were fighting, spilled milk everywhere, and i'm going to need a glass of wine just to make it

why do kids think it's okay to have a 6am dance party while i'm still trying to get coffee? can't they see i'm not ready to be a morning dj?

yep, great, just what i needed to take my mind off the apocalypse - a cute animal video

ugh, how do people have 3+ kids and still have a social life? i'm already at my limit with one tiny human

i'm so done with the "influencer" term. can we just call them what they are: people with a big following and a big ego?

the neighbors r at it again with their loud music. can't they just keep it down for once?!

ugh, parenting is kicking my ass today. the kids are driving me up the wall and i'm so done with the constant demands.

why do people insist on trying to hold the elevator doors open for the person who's already walking in?

idk why everyone's still using facebook it's literally just a breeding ground for aunt drama and questionable life choices

why is my kid so damn funny all the time? i can barely get through a convo without them cracking me up.

y'all wanna talk about how the "make a wish" foundation is literally just a way for billionaires to feel good about themselves while

seriously, who invented leaf blowers and thought they were a good idea?

i swear i've been running on coffee and fumes for months. anyone else feel like they're just barely holding it together over here?

my kid just said that the couch is "full of fairy dust and it's making me sleepy" and idk if i should be proud of his imagination or

can't believe i just spent 20 minutes on hold with my internet company only to be told they cant help me with my stupid billing issue fml

why do socks always go missing in the wash but never the ones you actually like

why do kids think 5am is a good time to wake up and play like it's noon

i'm literally counting down the hours until bedtime and i'm still got a million things to do before the kids go to bed.

why do people always make excuses for being late, but when someone else is running behind schedule, they're all "where have you been?

can't believe my neighbor's lawnmower is still going at 10pm on a sunday.

can't believe the coffee shop i went to this morning didn't have almond milk i asked specifically on the phone if they had it and they said

it's ridiculous how many people still don't understand how to use a VPN or have no idea what a firewall does i swear it's like basic

why do restaurants put the ketchup in those tiny little packets that are impossible to open without making a mess

i'm running on fumes over here. 3am wake up calls and tantrums before breakfast. is anyone else at their wit's end today?

ugh, parenting is hard as hell. just spent the entire day chasing after my little tornado and im so done.

why do people always assume i'm out of beer when i'm just getting another beer from the fridge

parenting is so damn exhausting sometimes. i feel like i'm constantly running around trying to keep up with the kids.

god, how desperate can she be. if he hasn't proposed by now, it's probably for a good reason.

can't believe the disgusting lies these people keep spewing about the obamas. Especially their kids.

why do grocery stores insist on bagging your stuff in those flimsy, hole-ridden bags when you specifically ask for paper bags at the

why do people always ask "how's it going" when you're clearly not having a good day and just want to be left alone

why is the internet so slow today? i swear i could walk to the store faster than this page is loading.

kids are driving me up the wall. why are they always so messy and loud? i just want 5 minutes of peace and quiet. anyone else feel me??

can we just have one decent social media platform that doesn't make me want to pull my hair out? is that too much to ask?

this day is such a mess. why does the internet always cut out when i need it most?

same vibe lol that's me all day every day

ugh, today was a long day and i'm pretty sure i'm running on fumes. anyone else feeling like they're just going through the motions and

i just spent 20 minutes getting my kid to eat one. single. pea.

people keep saying the internet has changed us but we've just realized we're all human trash

the little demon spawn said the funniest thing today. i cant even with these kids sometimes but i guess they arent all bad.

why do i have to referee arguments over who got to play with the same broken toy last...