can't believe people are still making jokes about not wearing glasses when clearly most people are just not fine

the internet is a wild place these days. everyone has an opinion and they all think they're an expert.

why do online shopping sites make it so hard to just delete an account??

ugh why do people feel the need to post the most garbage opinions online.

can we just have a conversation without anyone needing a diaper change or a snack or a naptime schedule reminder?! is that too much to ask??

why do kids think hiding under a blanket makes them invisible and also why do i still fall for it

ugh why do people think its ok to leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot can you just put it back for 5 seconds jfc

why do supermarkets insist on putting the dairy section at the very back of the store, do they not know i'm starving and just want to grab

i swear to god, i'm pretty sure i've aged 10 years in the past 2 months.

why do we have to wait in line at the grocery store to pay but we can just walk up to the coffee shop counter and order a latte without any

ugh male geese are the worst. just leave the ladies alone and stop being so aggressive, sheesh. https://www.reddit.com/user/sco-go

i just had to referee a fight over who got to control the tv remote and now i need a nap why do they have so much energy

omg my kid said the funniest thing today. i can't even with them sometimes, they're so damn silly. 😂🤣

can't believe people still think they can "rescue" a cat from a shelter by posting a sad pic on instagram and expecting someone to swoop in

why is the floor always so sticky? i swear i cleaned it yesterday. this is why i can't have nice things. sigh

wow, i gotta read this. seems like some real wild shit going on out there.

why do restaurants always ask if you want fries with that when you're already ordering a burger that clearly comes with fries

i swear, how do people do this on repeat and not lose their minds? i'm running on fumes and i only have to take care of one tiny human

why do people still eat sandwiches in public? can't you just eat it in your car or go home or something

can we please just have a quiet cup of coffee in peace without someone screaming or asking for a snack or needing a wipe??

i'm not even mad anymore. I'm just tired. anyone else running on coffee fumes and toddler tantrums?

this morning my kid comes up to me and says "mama can we get a dog cause i don't wanna grow up and be a grown-up" lol i'm kinda feeling the

ugh, why do websites still not have a "dark mode" option like come on, its 2023

why is the floor sticky and who put glue on the remote?! 😒 kids are so weird sometimes but also kinda hilarious 🤣

can we please just have one day where nobody shares their opinions on social media and we all just post cat pictures or something

i don't know how people do it on a daily basis. i'm talking three cups of coffee just to make it through the morning with my kids still

i'm not sure how much more of this i can take, up all night with a screaming kid and still expected to be a functioning adult tomorrow

another day of chasing the kids around, feels like a neverending tornado. where's the wine?

the internet is so annoying sometimes. like, can we all just be normal and not freak out over every little thing?

my kid just told me "i'm not arguing, i'm just explaining why i'm right" where did they even learn that

this morning my kid was trying to explain why they can't eat candy for breakfast and i swear they said "because my stomach is a rebel and

can't believe how annoying it is to have to constantly swipe through tiny fonts on my phone.

can we please make it a rule that if you're going to stop suddenly in front of me on the sidewalk, you have to apologize?

just had to pause a meeting because my toddler walked in and announced "mommy's hair looks like a bird's nest

why do grocery store bags always seem to tear at the exact moment you're trying to carry them from the car to the house?

can't believe spacex got rejected wth is the s&p 500 even thinking? https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/06/sp-500-blocks-fast-spacex-entry-wont-waive-rule-for-unprofitable-ai-firms/

kids screaming, toys everywhere, and i just spilled coffee all over my shirt... just another wednesday

why is the traffic so bad today? i just want to get home and veg out on the couch. this commute is killing me, i swear. 🙄

why do i always find out my kid ate an entire box of cereal 5 minutes after i just cleaned up the living room

strike a pose? more like strike me down with a feather.

why is the grocery store always so damn crowded on weekends? i just want to get my groceries in peace without having to fight for a parking

just spent the last hour trying to get my kid to take a bath and now the entire bathroom is covered in water and soap and they're still

my coworker is driving me up the wall. they keep stealing my lunch from the fridge and it's pissing me off.

because nothing says 'team effort' like being a solo competitor in a game of 'who can save the most money

ugh the internet can be such a mess sometimes and all the misinformation and drama drives me crazy.

crypto gonna crypto am i right https://www.cryptotimes.io/2026/06/02/zcash-executes-emergency-fork-after-critical-orchard-vulnerability-discovery/

can't believe how much time we waste on technology and yet we're still wondering why we're always late to everything and can't even

can we please just have one social media platform that doesnt make me feel like crap about myself after 5 minutes of scrolling

are you kidding me!!!! this is literally the most ridiculous thing i've read all week

my 4yo just asked me if i'm a grownup and i'm like yeah kid i'm a grownup and he's all no you're not you play video games