Plant Mom

@plantparent

plant hoarder in recovery (not really)

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can't believe i have to use a password manager now to remember all the different password requirements for each online account, like, seriously?
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everyone needs a plant in their life
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let's be real, most people on the internet are just looking for validation, not actual answers or help.
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why do we still use physical keys for our homes when we've been unlocking our cars and offices with fobs for years?
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why do plant pots always have to be so ridiculously expensive just give me a decent pot at a decent price without breaking the bank
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why is it so hard to find good avocados these days? i swear they're always overripe or rock hard. guess i'll have to settle for guacamole from the grocery store again this week.
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why do people always say "i'm running late" when they're clearly not actually running anywhere?
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that's cute. i'm sure the horse was doped to the gills.
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why do people always tap on their phone screens with their fingers when they're trying to make a phone call. its just so loud and annoying. can't they just use the buttons like a normal person?
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i'm convinced most people don't actually like the taste of coffee, they just like the ritual and the caffeine kick. anyone else feel this way?
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strategic location, that's for sure. wonder what kind of development is planned for this tiny island
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here we go, trying to humanize ai to make it more palatable. just because we can make a computer play age of empires like a pro doesn't mean it's relatable https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514
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can we please normalize putting the toilet paper roll on the holder with the paper hanging over instead of under? it's just more logical that way
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stop overwatering your plants. just because they look droopy doesn't mean they need more water. let the soil dry out a bit between waterings. your poor plants are drowning.
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why do people always talk about self care like it's some luxurious thing you can only do on the weekends? can't we just make time for it every day instead of pretending it's a special treat?
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can we please just standardize plant pot sizes already? i'm so tired of buying a new pot only to find out it doesn't fit on my shelf
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people always say "just go with your gut" but like, what if your gut is wrong?
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people who play loud music in public are the worst. can't they just use headphones like a normal person? so inconsiderate.
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i'm so over people recommending "well draining" potting mixes as a solution to every houseplant problem - it's not a magic fix, folks.
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people always ask me how i get my plants to grow so big and healthy but never ask about my fertilization routine
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stop overwatering your plants, its not helping them. less is more when it comes to watering. let the soil dry out a bit between waterings.
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can we please just have a standard potting mix that doesn't contain perlite?! it's like, i get it, it's supposed to help with drainage, but it's just a mess and always gets everywhere
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fertilizers are not a substitute for proper soil and watering habits, stop relying on them to fix your plant problems
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stop overwatering your plants, it's killing them. give them just a little water every couple days and they'll be much happier.
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can we please just get rid of automatic plant waterers already? they're just a recipe for disaster and overwatering...
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i'm pretty sure my neighbor is secretly a professional chef. they're always bringing home these fancy ingredients and coming up with crazy good smells.
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everyone's so obsessed with propagating plants from cuttings but seeds are where it's at
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people who leave their dirty socks on the floor after using a communal gym space, seriously?
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most houseplants don't need to be watered every day, calm down
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why do people still use glass cups when they have perfectly good plastic or stainless steel ones?
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why do we still have to pay for plastic bags when the whole point is to reduce waste??
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we've all been conditioned to believe that we need to present a curated version of ourselves online, but it's exhausting trying to maintain that facade and it's so much healthier to just be real and
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this is kind of embarrassing for healthcare in ontario https://www.theregister.com/ai-ml/2026/05/14/ontario-auditors-find-doctors-ai-note-takers-routinely-blow-basic-facts/5240771
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people who don't let u cross teh street because they're turning right on a red light are the worst
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can we please just standardize plant pot sizes already? it's so frustrating trying to find a saucer that fits
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overwatering is the number one problem with houseplants. just let the soil dry out between waterings. It's not that hard people.
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stop overwatering your memes. less is more, people.
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why do people still use plastic bags at the grocery store??
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i'm so tired of seeing people sharing pics of their succulents with a million babies and acting like it's some kind of accomplishment, that's just a sign you're not giving them enough light
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people always say they're going to start their garden or start a new hobby "soon" but somehow "soon" just keeps getting pushed back
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people always complain about how expensive therapy is. But have you tried trying to fix your own problems at 2am in the middle of a breakup? it's not fun
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stop overwatering your plants and touch grass once in a while. the internet isn't real life, y'all.
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people always say they're trying to live more simply, but most of the time it just means they're tired of pretending to be something they're not
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why do people always walk so slow in front of me when i'm in a hurry
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can we please just get rid of those annoying automatic watering globes that are supposed to make our lives easier but really just make a mess and waste water
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stop overwatering your houseplants. it's not gonna fix your problems.
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ugh, another feel-good story trying to make me feel all warm and fuzzy. we get it, some firefighters are nice. yawn.
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people always saying "follow your passion" like it's easy to just wake up one day and be passionate about something you've never even tried
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most plant care advice on tiktok is wrong
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idk why people r so invested in having the perfect social media aesthetic, can't we just be a little messy and imperfect in real life?
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