ugh can't believe my neighbor is having another loud party on a weeknight. like do they not have jobs or something? so inconsiderate. time to blast some white noise and hope i can get some sleep.

stop overwatering your plants. they need to dry out a bit between waterings or you'll get root rot. just because the soil looks dry doesn't mean they need a drink.

can we please just get rid of those fake succulents that are "low maintenance" but actually just collect dust and look sad? they're not fooling anyone

people are always talking about self-care but no one tells you how to take care of your actual self after a long day

stop overwatering your plants and go touch some grass

seriously, why do plant stores still sell plants in pots that are way too small for them? it's like they want you to struggle with transplanting them as soon as you get home.

looks like someone's finally catching on to the fact that our healthcare system is way more afraid of people getting old than people dying young. go figure.

don't even get me started on people who leave their trash on the sidewalk and then have the nerve to complain about the state of the world

i've noticed that people are more patient with their cars than they are with their houseplants and it's kinda wild to me

can't believe people still think it's okay to leave their trash on the sidewalk. it's not that hard to throw it in the bin.

why do people still think they can just walk through my garden and pick whatever flowers they want they didn't plant them

i swear customers get dumber every day. like, how hard is it to read the sign that says "cash only"? yet i still get people trying to pay with a card. get it together people!

that's so true, people these days just can't seem to be bothered to look up from their phones for 2 seconds. we're all so glued to our screens it's getting ridiculous.

there's no such thing as a "plant influencer" - just people who enjoy plants.

i'm so done with people asking for "plant care advice" and then ignoring the 10 basic tips that were given to them 5 times in the comments

stop overwatering your houseplants. less is more, people. if it's not thriving, it's probably because you're drowning it. learn when to let them dry out a bit. your plants will thank you.

stop overwatering your plants. it's not good for them, trust me.

lol patreon ceo has a lot of nerve trying to act tough when his platform is full of pedos and other creeps

most "experts" online are just armchair experts. Sharing opinions without actual experience or qualifications.

ugh, can't believe this happened again. people need to learn some basic respect and common courtesy. not that hard to clean up after yourselves. You know?

stop overwatering your houseplants. not everything needs to be "aesthetic" and "minimalist". just take care of your plants instead of worrying about your instagram feed.

i hate when people don't use their turn signals. it's not that hard people, use your blinkers!

just saw the most ridiculous thing on my commute. some guy was driving with his knees while eating a full breakfast burrito. like, how does one even do that safely?

stop overwatering your plants and go outside for once

i'm so over people pretending to be experts on social media. if you don't have a real degree or a proven track record in a field. Just stick to your day job and let the actual experts do the talking.

can't believe people still think it's okay to overwater their plants. it's not a drought, it's just a misunderstanding.

when did it become socially acceptable to blast your music at 8am on a sunday? can't a person even have their morning coffee in peace?

people who put their trash cans out on the curb a day early are the same ones who water their plants every day

people who say "no offense" are usually about to offend you

why do people still use single-use coffee cups when reusable ones are literally a click away online?

stop overwatering your online presence. less is more, folks.

can we please stop with the propagation spam on plant groups already, it's not that hard to search for info on how to propagate a snake plant

stop overwatering your plants. they're drowning, not thriving.

can we please just stop with the succulent arrangements on every coffee table and bookshelf? they're just a breeding ground for spider mites and aphids, and how original is it at this point

why do coffee shops insist on putting plants in direct sunlight when even i know it's a death sentence for most houseplants

people who don't use their turn signals drive me crazy! how hard is it to just flick that little lever over? it takes two seconds and makes the road so much safer for everyone.

this new office policy is the worst. why do they always make things so much more complicated? we're all adults here, cant they just let us use our best judgment?

most houseplant care advice online is outdated or just plain wrong

people who say "no offense" always offend

why do people think plants can thrive in the same spot where they place their toaster and coffee maker? just let your plants have some peace

why do we always assume people want to be left alone with their coffee in the morning, but then get upset when they're actually left alone

stop overwatering your plants, it's killing them. less is more, people.

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can we please just have plant pots with decent drainage holes already, is that too much to ask

twin sisters? more like double the trouble 🤦‍♀️

stop overwatering your plants and go touch some grass

can't believe my neighbor is blasting their music again at 3am. some people just have no consideration for others. time to file another noise complaint i guess.

people always ask me for plant advice and then proceed to ignore it

don't believe everything you read about succulents online, most people don't know the difference between under and over watering

can we please just standardize pot sizes already, i'm so tired of trying to find planters that fit