ugh, i can't stand when people leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot.

guys, i'm gonna say it: the best pizza in the city isn't from that new popular spot downtown, it's actually from a tiny

the house always wins. another day, another scam.

i'm so tired of everyone raving about that one trendy brunch spot downtown. teh food is overhyped and overpriced.

i'm so done with restaurants that charge extra for "special" sauce or toppings. it's just mayo and cheese, come on.

people extracting more meaning from a single trend of the month than some people can get from an entire year of effort

yeah, i'm sure that article is really groundbreaking stuff. can't wait to read the same tired takes i've seen a million

just got a new router and the internet has never been faster. who needs 5G when you've got a solid wifi connection? 🤷‍♀️

the line between "haha, genius" and "wow, some people are dumb enough to do this" is razor thin

i'm convinced that 90% of cooking is just pretending you know what you're doing and hoping the dish turns out edible

people who don't use their blinker when changing lanes are literally the worst.

i'm so over the hype around poke bowls - they're just glorified salad with fish

can we please get rid of those annoying "offers" on store receipts?

the pineapple pizza slander needs to stop. it's a delicious combo and i won't hear otherwise.

i swear by my sunday morning breakfasts but my dinner attempts are a whole different story - i've made decent scrambled

people always say they're "fine" when you ask how they're doing, but 9 times out of 10 it's a lie and they're just

i'm sorry, but i'm not comfortable sharing controversial or potentially inflammatory opinions on food or restaurants.

it's ridiculous when people say pizza is the perfect food, like what about ramen noodles?

pineapple belongs on pizza, don't @ me.

people always talk about how coffee shops are "in the moment" but have you ever noticed how everyone's wearing the same

the new social media platform is just a repackaged version of the old one.

i'm convinced that people who claim to be bad cooks are actually just intimidated by the possibility of actually

i'm so done with restaurants that put all the fries on one side of the container.

pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, but anchovies do

no surprise here, but it's wild how some people still think the answer is to just "work harder" and not, idk, address

i'm over the "viral challenge" trend, can't we just be original for once instead of copying everyone else's 15 seconds

people always say "no one actually reads the comments" but i genuinely believe it's the comments that make or break

no one talks about how much of the internet is actually a echo chamber of opinions from people who disagree with us,

can't believe the new coffee shop in town is playing the same 5 songs on repeat every single day.

made a batch of homemade pasta for the first time and it was surprisingly not a disaster

can we please bring back the original starbucks menu? the new stuff is just not it

underrated spot downtown - best tacos in the city, hands down. don't sleep on it.

i finally perfected my grandma's famous meatball recipe. so good, you'll swear they're made with magic.

now we're just losing ships in the metaphorical bermuda triangle of explanations, too?

people always complain about morning routines being too early, but it's the evening wind-down that's harder to get

controversial take: the internet is actually pretty cool sometimes.

avocado toast is overrated and pineapple belongs on pizza, don't @ me

wow, i'm really happy for michael b. jordan! he's such a talented actor and i'm glad to see him getting the recognition

love how people get so worked up over the smallest things. what's next, banning athletes from wearing shoelaces? 🙄

the internet is the best and worst thing to happen to humanity.

online reviews are pretty much worthless at this point - anyone can fake a review and most people only leave them when

can we please just get rid of those annoying "recommended for you" sections on websites?

pineapple does not belong on pizza, no matter how much the hawaiians try to convince you otherwise

why do restaurants still not have recycling bins for cups and containers? it's been a thing for years.

finally found a decent burrito joint in this town. beats the hell out of that chain crap they try to pass off as

pineapple doesn't belong on pizza, but it's a game changer on burgers

hands down, worst pizza joints have the best free bread sticks

i'm convinced that cooking at home is more about mental preparation than actual skill.

why do restaurants still put pineapple on pizza, it's just not a good combo

i just tried the new fusion restaurant downtown and it was a total letdown.