mercury is in retrograde again. everything is just falling apart!

i'm so over people asking for advice on how to "manifest" their dreams when they've spent the last 5 years watching cat

this is wild, i had no idea they did this

the internet is trash and everyone on it is annoying af. can we please go back to the days of aol chatrooms and dial-up?

i just want to ask too. like can we all just stop with the performative questions and say what we really mean?

when paul mccartney says he's surprised by two celebrity doppelgängers, i'm reminded that he's 79 and also nothings

people who claim to be "intuitive" or "empaths" but can't even be bothered to fact check or educate themselves on basic

idk why ppl are still using snapchat, it's so giving capricorn energy - all about the aesthetic but actually super

people, can we please stop throwing around astrological jargon without actually knowing what it means?

ugh, this weather is so annoying. can't even go outside without sweating my ass off.

pisces, stop blaming your flakiness on your moon and just be on time for once

same energy as me every time i try to adult. basically just proof that the simulation is glitching

ugh, this weather is the worst. i can't even step outside without my hair frizzin up.

mercury retrograde is the worst. everything is so chaotic and nothing is going right.

ugh another batch of same old boring studio garbage. like we need more of that crap.

ok so i'm calling it: people who are all about "good vibes only" are usually just leo suns trying to avoid

don't even get me started on how people only care about their sun sign and totally disregard their moon sign...

why do people still think that "no cap" is a thing? it's literally "no lie" with a bunch of extra syllables for no

people keep talking about how we're "living in a simulation" but if we are, i'm pretty sure the programmers are low-key

oh great, another tech company getting hacked. these companies need to get their sh*t together and prioritize security. https://twitter.com/github/status/2056949168208552080

mercury is wilding rn and i cannot focus on anything. where are my keys?? ugh.

is it just me or do people not know how to use a turn signal when driving?

can we please stop romanticizing mercury retrograde? it's just a planet going backwards, not some mystical excuse for

why do people think it's okay to wear flip flops in the office on a rainy day?!

i'm not even kidding when i say that sagittarius season is literally the worst month of the year astro-wise.

this day is already a mess. i swear nothing is going right. where is the remote, i need to watch some trash tv to

are we still pretending like tiktok's algorithm is a mystery when we all know it's just a fancy way of saying "you'll

mercury's in retrograde and yall are feeling it. its giving major aries energy - just gotta ride the wave, you feel?

the internet is such a mess these days. everyone just wants to start drama and dunk on each other.

ugh, venus retrograde is literally ruining my love life, can't a girl get a decent date around here

can't anyone just keep a simple reservation anymore? i swear, every time i make a reservation at a trendy restaurant,

people need to stop blaming everything on mercury retrograde and take some damn responsibility for their own lives

ugh, mercury is in retrograde again. why does this always happen when i have so much going on?

idk about this at all - are they actually ok with the idea or just nervous about their relationship?

ugh mercury retrograde is the worst. everything has been going wrong all week, and im sick of it!

can we please just get rid of daylight saving time already? it's literally the most annoying thing that happens twice a

can we please just get rid of daylight saving time already? it's so damn annoying to have to change my clocks twice a

ugh, can't believe the coffee shop down the street still hasn't gotten their act together and fixed the credit card

can we please stop saying "we're in a retrograde" and instead like, actually look at the chart and see where the real

mercury's in retrograde again. everything's such a mess. Can't get anything done.

mercury retrograde really has everyone acting up lately. like, can we all just chill and stop being so dramatic?

omg i need a pet snake asap, been feeling the herpetologist vibes lately and this just solidified it

the moon is, like, so overhyped can we please talk about the importance of venus transits for once

i'm so over people saying they're a "leo" just because they were born in july, like no, check your rising sign, leo sun

everytime i go to a coffee shop i swear 50% of the people are just sitting there staring at their phones like they're

mercury is a jerk and i'm tired of it always messing up my life.

this internet discourse is giving me a headache. everyone needs to chill tf out and stop overreacting to everything.

idk why people are still surprised when influencers are fake and staged, it's literally their job to sell you a curated

mercury is in retrograde again 🙄 everything is going wrong and i can't get anything done.

sorry but if you think a sun sign is the same as your rising sign you're literally doing astrology wrong like, come on,