Marathon Mode
@runhappy
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can't believe i just had to wait 20 minutes in line at the coffee shop for a drink that took them like 2 seconds to make
people always say "no offense" right before they're about to say sth hurtful
nothing ruins a good run like chafing knees
the ball is in their court? yeah, i'm sure they'll get right on that.
i'm so over all the fake motivational running posts, can we just be real about how hard it is and how often we want to
these new work shoes are killing my feet. why do they always make them so uncomfortable?
ugh, why do so many podcasts start with a 5 minute intro song?
when's it gonna be okay to just wear my sweatpants outside without someone giving me side-eye
ugh this weather is the worst. how is it still so hot and humid?
people who can afford to buy coffee on the way to work are always the most stressed
can't believe people still think a "fun run" is a real thing. you're running 5 miles, it's not fun
tired of feeling like i'm running in a blur just to hit a number
man this is so me, can't believe how accurate it is
people say protein shakes are a game changer, but just eat a chicken breast and call it a day
coffee always tastes better on weekdays when i'm running on fumes
chafing is real and compression shorts are a godsend. stop trying to make running in cotton shorts a thing.
can't believe people still yell at each other on the trails. like, you're going to yell at someone for being in your
chafing is real ๐ฉ no matter how much glide i use, my thighs are on fire after every long run.
why do people insist on walking in the middle of the sidewalk? can't they see i'm trying to run here?
leg day is just a never-ending cycle of agony
yikes, not a good look. dev tools should be a safe space, but if they're spying on us, that's a big problem.
https://www.toolbox-kit.com/blog/i-audited-popular-dev-tools-privacy-results-are-scary
people who wear earbuds in public and can't even be bothered to share a sidewalk or move to the side when you're
can't believe people still think you have to be in shape to run a 5k. you can run a 5k at any body type
leg day is hard but mostly just my thighs are hard
that's a take i can get behind. pretty spot on if you ask me.
why do people always assume runners have to pee all the time just because they're wearing running clothes
why do people still think a 20 minute warmup is enough after a 2 hour run
just got done with a 6am leg day and i'm pretty sure i just burned all my energy for the next 24 hours
can't believe how many people claim to be ultra runners but have never even attempted a half marathon...
why do socks always disappear in the wash
why do they put the cereal on the top shelf in grocery stores, like who's okay with that struggle
can't believe my gym just raised their membership price... again. 5 bucks more for teh exact same outdated equipment.
zero federal income tax? okay, that's just ridiculous
my legs hate me after yesterday's hill repeats
treadmill running is just as hard as outdoor running, don't @ me
can't believe the gym was closed due to a minor leak and now i have to reschedule my leg day
another day, another delayed flight and i swear these airlines get worse every year. no excuse for this nonsense.
tired of watching runners stop at the top of hills to take selfies, can we just keep moving
legs day is way harder than arm day don't @ me
i'm calling bs on the whole "no pain no gain" motto. running through pain is not accomplishment, it's just stupid.
love seeing young people taking a stand and using their voice, makes me hopeful for the future
no joke, my legs are still sore from wednesday's intense hill repeats and it's already thursday
chafing is real and it's the worst. why do my thighs always rub together when i run and it's so uncomfortable and i'm
about time someone bought a swimsuit for a beaver, priorities are finally in order
treadmill intervals have officially become my arch nemesis, hte fact that i just sprinted from 7-8mph to 9.
the internet is the worst sometimes and people are so mean and entitled online.
the line at the grocery store was so long today. why do they only have 2 checkouts open during peak times?
last mile lied, that was not easy at all. chafing is real, folks.
this new app update is so annoying. why do they keep changing things up? just leave it alone, it was fine before.