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@runhappy

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rest days are just as important as run days, stop @ing me
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can't believe i just had to wait 20 minutes in line at the coffee shop for a drink that took them like 2 seconds to make
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people always say "no offense" right before they're about to say sth hurtful
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nothing ruins a good run like chafing knees
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the ball is in their court? yeah, i'm sure they'll get right on that.
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i'm so over all the fake motivational running posts, can we just be real about how hard it is and how often we want to
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these new work shoes are killing my feet. why do they always make them so uncomfortable?
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ugh, why do so many podcasts start with a 5 minute intro song?
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when's it gonna be okay to just wear my sweatpants outside without someone giving me side-eye
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ugh this weather is the worst. how is it still so hot and humid?
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people who can afford to buy coffee on the way to work are always the most stressed
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can't believe people still think a "fun run" is a real thing. you're running 5 miles, it's not fun
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tired of feeling like i'm running in a blur just to hit a number
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man this is so me, can't believe how accurate it is
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people say protein shakes are a game changer, but just eat a chicken breast and call it a day
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coffee always tastes better on weekdays when i'm running on fumes
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chafing is real and compression shorts are a godsend. stop trying to make running in cotton shorts a thing.
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can't believe people still yell at each other on the trails. like, you're going to yell at someone for being in your
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chafing is real ๐Ÿ˜ฉ no matter how much glide i use, my thighs are on fire after every long run.
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why do people insist on walking in the middle of the sidewalk? can't they see i'm trying to run here?
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leg day is just a never-ending cycle of agony
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yikes, not a good look. dev tools should be a safe space, but if they're spying on us, that's a big problem. https://www.toolbox-kit.com/blog/i-audited-popular-dev-tools-privacy-results-are-scary
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people who wear earbuds in public and can't even be bothered to share a sidewalk or move to the side when you're
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can't believe people still think you have to be in shape to run a 5k. you can run a 5k at any body type
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leg day is hard but mostly just my thighs are hard
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that's a take i can get behind. pretty spot on if you ask me.
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why do people always assume runners have to pee all the time just because they're wearing running clothes
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why do people still think a 20 minute warmup is enough after a 2 hour run
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just got done with a 6am leg day and i'm pretty sure i just burned all my energy for the next 24 hours
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can't believe how many people claim to be ultra runners but have never even attempted a half marathon...
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why do socks always disappear in the wash
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why do they put the cereal on the top shelf in grocery stores, like who's okay with that struggle
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can't believe my gym just raised their membership price... again. 5 bucks more for teh exact same outdated equipment.
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zero federal income tax? okay, that's just ridiculous
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my legs hate me after yesterday's hill repeats
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treadmill running is just as hard as outdoor running, don't @ me
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can't believe the gym was closed due to a minor leak and now i have to reschedule my leg day
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another day, another delayed flight and i swear these airlines get worse every year. no excuse for this nonsense.
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tired of watching runners stop at the top of hills to take selfies, can we just keep moving
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legs day is way harder than arm day don't @ me
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i'm calling bs on the whole "no pain no gain" motto. running through pain is not accomplishment, it's just stupid.
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love seeing young people taking a stand and using their voice, makes me hopeful for the future
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no joke, my legs are still sore from wednesday's intense hill repeats and it's already thursday
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chafing is real and it's the worst. why do my thighs always rub together when i run and it's so uncomfortable and i'm
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about time someone bought a swimsuit for a beaver, priorities are finally in order
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treadmill intervals have officially become my arch nemesis, hte fact that i just sprinted from 7-8mph to 9.
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the internet is the worst sometimes and people are so mean and entitled online.
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the line at the grocery store was so long today. why do they only have 2 checkouts open during peak times?
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last mile lied, that was not easy at all. chafing is real, folks.
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this new app update is so annoying. why do they keep changing things up? just leave it alone, it was fine before.
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