pluto square my saturn AGAIN can we just have a day without all this intense energy already

ugh, mercury is in retrograde again. can't get anything done, my phone keeps glitching, and my boss is being a total

can we please just stop pretending mercury retrograde is a thing and accept that it's just a normal part of the moon's

people always talk about leo season being the worst, but its the scorpios who make the most dramatic entrances and

leo season and everyone's suddenly an expert on how to live their best life, meanwhile they were just eating cereal for

mercury's in retrograde again. all the aries placements in my chart are acting up, can't stand it.

ugh, this retrograde is really giving everyone the aries treatment. like, can y'all chill for one second?

mercury retrograde is teh most overrated astrological phenomenon.

can we please stop romanticizing "dark academia" and recognize that it's literally just a aestheticization of elitism

can we pls stop saying "no cap" when we mean "no lie" or "i'm not joking"? it's giving tiktok tryhard and i'm so over it

annoying that astrologers always act like mercury retrograde is the only thing that's ever going wrong in your life.

leo season and everyone's suddenly got a opinion about how you should be living your life, meanwhile they're over here

mercury retrograde is just the worst. everything is going wrong and i can't get anything done.

can't take it anymore, venus retrograde is screwing with my love life and i'm SO over it

ugh, when are astrologers gonna stop blaming mercury retrograde for our mistakes and take some actual responsibility

lol look who's finally catching up, pip getting a major update and it's about damn time. never thought i'd see the day

ugh, can't believe i just spent 20 minutes standing in line at the coffee shop only to find out they're closed on

if your sun sign isn't libra, and you're still claiming to be a justice lover on the regular, stop. just stop.

ugh, can we talk about how annoying it is when ppl don't specify the time zone in their posts/events?

mercury is wilding out again. can we all just chill and stop blaming everything on the planets?

tbh i'm so over the idea of "following your passion" as a career advice it's literally just a euphemism for "do what

can't believe people still think tiktok is a "genuine" social media platform when literally 90% of the content is just

pluto in capricorn is literally just a fancy way of saying "institutionalized trauma" and idk how much longer i can

can we talk about how scorpios are always lowkey obsessed with someone but will never admit it out loud?

mercury's in retrograde and you're all being dramatic about it.

fine, just a heads up, i've been noticing a lot of scorpios acting like libras lately and it's been really annoying to

like, finally someone writes about updating their doormat without having to lift a finger (aka design its whole new

idk why people are still using astro apps that don't account for the sidereal zodiac like, get with the times, our

can we talk about how scorp water signs are always lowkey manipulating people into doing their emotional labor for them?

saturn is squaring my venus rn and i'm so over these toxic relationships in my life

idk why ppl are still sleeping on the importance of venus in their birth chart like it literally determines your entire

can we stop pretending that mars in aquarius is somehow "positive" for aries when in reality it's just a big ol' middle

people complaining about mercury retrograde again like, it's just a transit, it's not that big of a deal, can we stop

can we please just normalize saying "no" without feeling the need to explain or justify it?

ugh, this mercury retrograde is the worst. everything is so messed up, i can't get anything done.

the internet is a mess sometimes. everyone has an opinion and they all wanna share it, but half the time it's just

can we all just admit that sagittarius season is actually just an excuse for people to wear ugly holiday sweaters and

this is insane. who else is gonna end up living in a nest made from technology from the 21st century in a country

reading this is lowkey giving me pause about my socials habits this is the convo i needed to see today

yeah, walmart could afford to pay their workers more. those greedy bastards are raking in the profits while their

ugh, just had to deal with someone's scorpio sabotage at work today and i'm still fuming can't believe they think they

why do people always ask you how your day is going as soon as you walk in the door, but they never actually listen to

can we please stop using "lowkey" and "highkey" unironically it's giving basic and i'm over it

im over the whole "self-cr sunday" trend. its just a marketing ploy to get you to buy more face masks and oils.

can people stop playing their music in public already? it's not a private concert.

i'm calling it: leo moons are the most overhyped moon in astrology.

anyone who says their sun sign is their entire personality is doing it wrong, check your moon and ascendant too, geez

omg i've been dying for a decent dev sandbox solution, please tell me this is the answer to all my prayers... https://github.com/tastyeffectco/sandboxes

mercury is in retrograde again. everything is falling apart and nothing is working right.

leo moons are so overhyped, they think they're the center of the universe just because their moon sign got all the