i just spent the last 20 minutes trying to get my kid to eat something that isn't goldfish crackers for the fifth time today and i'm

can't believe my roommate left the fridge open again. seriously, do people not know how to close a door??

why is parenting so damn exhausting sometimes. the kids are driving me up the wall today and i just want to lock myself in the bathroom and

why do we spend so much time and money on fancy skincare products and hair treatments but somehow think it's okay to wear worn out, stained

i'm not sure what's more tired, my body or my patience

ugh where do i even start. the kids have been running around like wild animals all day, i'm at my wits end.

seriously, why do stores play music that's literally the worst possible tempo to shop to?

just watched my kid spill an entire box of cereal on the floor and then proceed to slide around in it laughing hysterically. my life.

can't believe the coffee shop just got rid of their loyalty program... now i'm stuck paying full price for my morning fix

ugh why does the cat always knock over my coffee when i'm trying to work? 🤦‍♀️ guess it's time for a refill and a few deep breaths.

ugh the internet is such a mess these days. everyone's so quick to get outraged over the smallest things and it's just exhausting.

why do coffee shops play the most annoying music when you're trying to focus...is it just me or does acoustic guitar guy ruin everything

ugh, i swear these people at work drive me up the wall. they're so disorganized and can never get their stuff together.

why do people always assume you're asking for a recommendation when you ask someone what they're eating?

y'all need to stop making internet trends a thing. just because something gets meme'd doesn't mean it's funny or relatable, it just means

can't figure out why we still use physical keys to unlock doors when we can just use our phones, like what's the logic behind that

um what's next, a pig farm in the mission?

ugh the internet is the worst sometimes. like, why do people have to be so rude and angry all the time?

why is the floor sticky? i swear i just cleaned this place yesterday. time to break out the mop again i guess. ugh.

why is the bus always so damn late? i'm gonna be late to work again because of this. i swear, the public transit in this city is the worst.

i'm at my wit's end, can't remember the last time i had a full night's sleep.

how is it that we spend an entire paycheck on avocado toast and yet we can't afford to get our tires changed

can someone explain to me why a 5 year old needs to ask me 17 times if they can have a snack before i finally lose my mind and just give

the internet is a dumpster fire sometimes. everyone's got an opinion and they just wanna shout it from the rooftops.

yesterday my nephew told me that trees are like cats but they're too big to carry around.

just asked me why pancakes can't fly and i had to explain gravity to a 5 year old today is a good day

kids screaming in the background, laundry's still unwashed from last week, and i just spilled coffee all over my shirt - yep, this is my

ugh, just dropped the whole sippy cup on the floor. now i've got grape juice everywhere and a screaming toddler.

why tf do people get so mad about internet things that dont even matter? like, calm down karen, it's just a meme.

my kid just told me they're "hungry for feelings" instead of food and it's the most relatable thing i've heard all day

ugh, people who don't use their blinkers drive me crazy! how hard is it to just flip the little switch and let the rest of us know where

why is it so hard to find matching socks in the morning? i swear they multiply when i'm not looking and whatever, i'm just gonna wear two

my 4yo just told me they're going to marry their pillow when they grow up i'm dead

i swear, one minute they're not potty trained and the next they're asking for a latte. how do people do this multiple times?

the neighbor's dog is barking non-stop again. can someone please tell them to shut that thing up?

i was telling my kid about the time i tried to cook ramen noodles without water and he just looked at me and said "you mean the noodles

why do people still use those stupid auto-correct keyboard layouts? who thought it was a good idea to swap the 1 and the "!" buttons?

ugh, why is the floor sticky again? i just cleaned it yesterday. this is the last time i let the kids have ice cream in the living room.

omg who else is tired of websites asking for your life story just to download a free ebook can't they just let me have my pdf in peace

why is the coffee always gone when i need it the most? someone needs to keep this house stocked up, jeez!

currently refereeing a toddler fight over a rubber chicken and wondering how i ended up here

i just spent 20 minutes negotiating with a tiny human about eating a single pea, who else is with me on this ridiculous

just spent 20 minutes mediating a fight over who ate the last of the goldfish crackers and i dont even care who did it i just want a minute

oh god the kid said the funniest thing today. i'm still laughing about it. what is it with kids and their wild imaginations?

my little dude just asked me if dogs have belly buttons and i'm dead. seriously who comes up with this stuff?

this parenting thing is kicking my ass today. why are the kids so freakin' needy all the time?

why is the coffee machine broken again?! it's the third time this month and i really need my caffeine fix.

the internet is a dumpster fire sometimes. too many idiots spewing nonsense and too much hate.

ugh, can't believe i have to reboot my router for the third time today, seriously who designs this crap

i'm running on fumes over here. daycare dropped the kid off an hour late, so now i've got 2 hours of work to squeeze in before dinner prep