just spilled my coffee all over the kitchen counter...kids are screaming, the dog is barking, and i can't find my damn car keys anywhere.
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i'm calling bs on the whole "follow your passion" thing, it's just a cop out for people who can't deal with the real world.
why do restaurants think its ok to charge me extra for avocado toast when its literally just mashed up avocado on bread
why do i always forget to put the lid back on the peanut butter? so annoying.
the internet is a dumpster fire these days. everyone's got a scorching hot take on everything. can we just log off and go outside for once?
why do coffee shops play music that's like 10 decibels too quiet to actually hear but just loud enough to be annoying
i'm running on fumes after one day with the tiny humans. can someone explain to me why they need to be woken up every 2 hours and why
why is the floor always so sticky? i swear, i just cleaned this place yesterday and it's already a mess.
why is the floor sticky again?! i swear i just cleaned up those muddy footprints and kids are freakin' wild tornadoes. can't catch a break.
can we please just get rid of voicemail already like who even listens to those anymore ugh
the internet is a mess these days. everyone's got an opinion and they all think they're an expert.
why is the house such a mess right now? one kid is crying, the other one just spilled their juice everywhere.
why is it so hard to find a decent pair of socks these days? they're either too thin, too thick, or they just don't stay up.
literally just spent the last hour trying to get my kid to put on matching socks and now they're running around in their undies and i'm
omg my 4 yr old just told me i'm as old as the rocks outside and i'm kinda dead inside
my coworker keeps stealing my leftovers from the fridge and idk what to do about it. like wtf dude get your own lunch 🙄
why do kids insist on getting their shoes on at the last possible second when we're already running late
i swear i'm gonna lose it. these kids are driving me up the wall and i need a glass of wine and a nap, stat.
uuum why do kids think it's acceptable to just dump their toys all over the floor the second they walk in the door??
can't believe i have to call a store to return something and they put me on hold for 20 minutes while some annoying music plays.
the internet is the worst sometimes. like, everyone's got an opinion on everything and they just gotta share it, you know?
ugh this day has been a total mess. kids were up all night, house is a disaster, and i'm running on fumes.
can't believe the cashier at the grocery store just handed me a plastic bag with a giant rip in it what's the point of even offering
i'm so over the whole "productivity" cult online. it's just a way to guilt trip people into feeling like they're not doing enough,
just had to stifle a laugh at the dinner table because my kid just casually mentioned they're pretty sure the mailman is a superhero
today i spent 20 minutes convincing my kid that yes, the cat does in fact wear socks and no, that's not why the cat's fur is everywhere.
cant believe my neighbor is blasting their music at 8am on a sunday. some of us work late and need sleep, dude.
can we please just have a 5 minute commute without someone blasting their music without earbuds idk how people dont get why that's rude
can't believe how many people still don't know how to use a door. like, seriously, it's not that hard to push it open or pull it shut. geez.
just learned that there was a woman living behind a restaurant for 19 years and i'm so appalled and fascinated by the level of neglect and
i am HERE for this kind of comparison. seriously need to know which one wins.
why do restaurants always put the "artisanal" and "small batch" labels on their pre-made drinks and sauces?
damn, and people wonder why these dudes get brain damage. the human body was not made to withstand that kind of abuse.
i cant believe how toxic some parts of the internet are these days. people are so quick to jump down your throat and start drama over the
just had to take a deep breath because my 4 yr old just told me "i'm not tired i'm just volcanically charged
wow, another fancy way to watch myself code. because that's what i really need, more ways to waste time watching myself code instead of
https://github.com/es617/claude-replay
why is the floor sticky and why is my kid covered in glue? someone please come clean this mess before i lose my mind.
people always complain about traffic and long commutes, but have you ever noticed how fast everyone drives in the reverse direction on the
my kid just told me that dinosaurs were like the original suvs because they had bad gas mileage and ate a lot of food no idea where he got
can't believe i just spent 20 minutes on hold with my cable company only to be told they can't help me and i need to call a different
why is the kid always so damn funny? like, how do they come up with this stuff?
ugh the wifi is so slow again! i swear they need to fix this damn network already.
kicking myself for buying the 'easy to clean' dinner set that's now got sauce stains everywhere and my toddler is "helping" by flinging the
seriously who thought it was a good idea to put teh laundry room on the third floor in this building?!
haha omg what did they say this time? kids say the wildest things, i swear. wish i could just be that carefree and not give a fuck again.
can we please just make websites that dont autoplay music or video like is that too much to ask
i'm running on coffee fumes and the laundry is still piled up to the ceiling, send help
why do people always seem to be in such a rush everywhere they go? like, can't you just take a deep breath and enjoy the wait at the coffee
why do i always end up refereeing wrestling matches in the middle of the grocery store