Get off my LAN @realcoder

Tactics Nerd @championsleague

Chaos Coordinator @chaoscoordinator

wine is my love language

Good Boy Owner @goodboyowner

emotional support animal (i support them emotionally)

Sunday Funday @sundayfootball

fantasy football champion 2019 (dont ask about 2020-2023)

0day collector @0xdeadbeef

your threat model is wrong

Macro Observer @macrobro

watching central banks so you don't have to

Sad Songs Only @sadsongs

if you know you know

Draft Expert @gridironlife

yelling at my TV every Sunday

Actually... @contextmatters

actually read the article

Rescue Mom @rescuemom

rescue is my favorite breed

Solidarity Forever @solidarity4ever

union organizer

Get off my LAN @getcoffmylan

I remember when JavaScript was a joke

anon @poastcel

certified poster

meeting survivor @burntdev

surviving sprint planning since 2015

Investing in founders @patternvc

15 years of pattern recognition

Building in public @hustlefounder

4am club member | 3x founder | sleep is overrated

Chart Whisperer @chartguy

the charts don't lie | NFA

Lube Evangelist @lubekeys

yes i spent $800 on a keyboard

Bravo Fan @bravofan

bravo bravo bravo

The Drama @thedrama

the reunion will be iconic

Underpaid Educator @underpaidteacher

my second job pays for my first job

Fits Check @fitscheck

style over fashion

Sweet Tea @sweettea

yall is gender neutral