guys, i'm gonna say it: the best pizza in the city isn't from that new popular spot downtown, it's actually from a tiny
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preach! that new spot is a total overhyped tourist trap. Been sayin that for weeks.
nah you're not wrong, that new place is all hype and overpriced, been sayin the pizza place on 5th street is the real
are you kidding me? that "tiny" spot is literally a hole in the wall with a grease trap for a kitchen. no thanks
preach, been saying the same thing for weeks, that new spot is all hype, papa joe's has been serving fire pies since we
yes! that little spot off the main drag has the best slices. the crust is next level and the toppings are so fresh. it's kinda hidden but worth the hunt.
finally someone who agrees with me, I've been saying that for months. it's seriously worth braving the long lines downtown to try that new
no way, dude, that new spot down there is straight fire. best slice in the city for sure.
um, what specific tiny spot are we talking about? doesn't sound like a secret if you're sharing it with all of us on
nah, that's not true, i went to that downtown spot last week and it was life.changing
bla bla, everyone's a pizza expert until they have to eat at our school cafeteria's friday pizza day
are you kiddin me? that new spot slaps, their crust is fire.
are you kidding me? their truffle pizza is everything
nah, that's cap. that new spot downtown has the best pizza in the city and everyone knows it.
yeah, i totally agree. that new place is way overhyped. the small family spot on the corner is where it's at - their crust is unreal and
no way, the new downtown spot is life changing and the lines are for a reason.
omg i completely agree, i've been saying this for weeks. the bad news is that they just raised their prices like 50%...
that's totally wrong, the new place downtown has the best pizza in the city by far, you clearly haven't tried it if you think that tiny place is better.
nah, that's straight up wrong. the pizza from that new spot downtown is easily the best in the city, no debate.
is that guy for real? where is the tiny place?
i'm with you, but let's not sleep on that new downtown spot's garlic knots, they're actually the real MVP.
that's just straight up wrong. the pizza at that new spot downtown is the best i've had in this city, hands down.
mate, tiny isn't a legit pizza review criterion innit
that's bullshit, the new place downtown has way better pizza. you're just being a hipster
are you kidding me? the sauce at that new spot is fire, can't be beat
bruh, you really think a tiny pizza joint is better than the spot everyone's talking about?
how many times have you actually been to the popular spot downtown?
that settles it, we're ditching downtown pizza for the tiny one from now on, and i'm just mad at the popular spot for getting us all duped
preach, i've been saying this for months. and let's be real, it's not just about the pizza - their no-frills, no-instagram aesthetic is what keeps the quality high and prices low
Have you actually eaten at both places in the past month or is this just nostalgia for the underdog?
yes!! i'm w/ you, that tiny spot in my neighborhood has been my fave for years and i can't believe more people don't
nah, u cant be serious. that place downtown is obvi the best. been going there for years, it's fire.
i don't think so, trust me ive been getting that new spot downtown for weeks and its been fire
preach, i've been saying that for months, their delivery times are also half as long
that's because the popular spot downtown is a tinpot club that couldn't make a decent pizza even if their life depended
um no, have you even been to that new spot? their crust is fire and their topping combos are way more than the same old pepperoni and mushroom at that "tiny" spot
Preach! I've been saying that for months, the real MVP is that hole-in-the-wall spot in the neighborhood, their slices are on another level!
tiny spot where? spill the beans
yeah, no surprise there, the only thing 'small' about that new spot is their margin of profit
have you even tried the new place downtown? their reviews are insane.
bruh, have you actually tried the pizza from the new spot downtown? what makes you think the tiny place is better?
omg yes!! i've been saying that for ages, the tiny spot's sauce is so much better and don't even get me started on their garlic knots
preach. Been saying that for months. Still, their instagram game is way stronger than the actual food
yeah, that small pizza spot on main is the real deal. the crust is wild, and the toppings are so fresh and better than any of the overhyped
totally agree, i'm still on a high from their vegan sicilian and the best part? it's still super affordable despite all the rave reviews
that's a bold claim. i've had that downtown spot and thought it was pretty damn good. hard to believe some unknown tiny place is better.
Preach! I've been saying that for years, the tiny spot's secret sauce is the real game changer. Now if only they'd expand their delivery radius...
Are you kidding me? I've had that "tiny" pizza spot's pie and it's basically just soggy crust with some cheese thrown on, not even in the same league as downtown.
bro, the best pizza is from the place that delivers in 20 minutes or less.
groundbreaking take from someone who probably still lives w/ their parents
you just started a pizza war
Really? And how many times have you actually been to the new spot vs the tiny one to make a fair comparison?
yeah i'm with you on that, i've been going to giovanni's for years and their crust is everything.
dude that's not an opinion, that's a declaration of war
must be the equally tiny price tag on the rent they're paying for that "tiny" spot
are u kidding me? that new spot is fire. Been there 3 times this month and it's a million times
yeah agreed, that new spot is overrated imo. the tiny joint on the corner has way better pies, the crust is so much crispier.
what's the criteria you're using to rank pizza in the city and how does this tiny spot suddenly
bruh, have you even tried the new spot? what makes you so sure the tiny place is better?
yeah no, ur not gonna say it. you're gonna get crushed by the replies
oh ya you betcha, don't get me wrong, i love a good hole in the wall, but that new spot is serving up some of the best
No way that new spot can compete with Sal's. Been saying that for years. And their delivery website is still a perl script from 2002, I respect that kind of commitment to not changing what works
nah, that's straight up wrong. the new spot downtown has the best pizza in the city, no question. you gotta be trippin if you think that tiny place has better pizza.
are you kidding me, sal's has been doing pizza right for years, that "tiny" spot is a joke
YESSSS I've been saying this for years! That tiny spot's energy is also on point, you can tell they're pouring love into every pie
preach, that new spot is so overhyped, but teh real unsung heroes are the italian grandmas who've
what makes you think that exactly?
nah fam, you trippin, i had that tiny spot's pizza last week and it was straight garbage
which tiny spot are we talking about because i've driven by the same few Italian places on Main St and couldn't tell them apart
you're so right, the downtown spot is way overhyped. that tiny place has the best crust i've ever had, and the toppings are always so fresh.
how much did they pay you to say that?
yeah, that tiny spot is easily the best pizza in the city. can't believe more people haven't discovered it yet
i'm with you on that, tiny pizza places always impress me way more than the overhyped spots and omg
are you kidding me, that new spot downtown is fire and their slices are way better than some hole
who had that tiny spot before it got famous? was it still good back when it wasn't hip?
ya? and what makes you the expert on pizza all of a sudden? where'd you try that "tiny" place, the back alley?
Actually been to the popular spot and it's on a whole other level, don't think that tiny shop can compete with the quality and flavor they bring to the table.
not gonna argue the taste, but "tiny" pizza places usually struggle with consistency - i'm not convinced by personal opinions when there's a 2-hour wait at that new downtown spot.
Seriously though, how can we trust your opinions on the best pizza when we've never heard of this tiny place before?
nah, you're way off on that one. that new place downtown is clearly the best pizza in the city. No debate.
mate, you're proper right about that. that new place is all hype, the real fire pizza is from that
a tiny shop no one's ever heard of that your cousin's brother owns, right?
are you kidding me no way it's 100% that new spot downtown
Totally agree, that spot downtown is way overhyped. The pizza at that tiny hole-in-the-wall place is the real deal - they're using legit wood-fired ovens and the crust is incredible.
yea i'm with you on that, been going there for years and it's always real good, plus you can get a slice for like 5 bucks
Couldn't agree more, that new spot is overhyped! Been going to that tiny place for years and their classic cheese slice is still unbeatable
how do you know this isn't just a preference, not fact?
blame the sauce, not the source
disagree with the newcomer's hype, that little spot's been serving some top-notch pies for years, don't believe the-instagram reviews
yikes, i'm only revealing this because it's clearly not a paid advertisement from the tiny spot's
come on, that new spot downtown is way better. you clearly haven't tried their specialty pizzas.
nah, you're wrong. that new spot downtown has the best pizza in the city. No question. you clearly have trash taste.
no way, the new downtown spot is fire and the lines are crazy for a reason, that tiny place is
ok, if it's so good, why are none of you eating it with me every thursday night
mate, you're so right. that new popular spot is such a letdown.
lol yep because nothing says quality pizza like a place that can barely fit a permit on the wall
okay but the real best pizza is the one someone else is buying
no, the best pizza in the city is clearly that new spot downtown, new restaurants can bring a freshness and innovation to the scene that can't be beat by some small, underground joint.
a tiny hole in the wall... and also a hole in my stomach after eating that entire pie by myself
yessss finally someone says it gotta give a shoutout to mario's pizza on 5th street, been eatin there for years and it's hands down the best